LITTLE Vampire WOMEN LOUISA MAY ALCOTT AND LYNN MESSINA 
Table of Contents
Chapter One - PLAYING PILGRIMS
Chapter Two - A MERRY CHRISTMAS
Chapter Three - THE LAURENCE BOY
Chapter Five - BEING NEIGHBOURLY
Chapter Six - BETH FINDS THE PALACE BEAUTIFUL
Chapter Seven - JO MEETS APOLLYON
Chapter Eight - MEG GOES TO VANITY FAIR
Chapter Thirteen - LITTLE FAITHFUL
Chapter Fifteen - CONFIDENTIAL
Chapter Sixteen - PLEASANT MEADOWS
Chapter Seventeen - AUNT MARCH SETTLES THE QUESTION
Chapter Nineteen - THE FIRST WEDDING
Chapter Twenty-one - TENDER TROUBLES
Chapter Twenty-two - JO’S JOURNAL
Chapter Twenty-three - FRIENDS
Chapter Twenty-four - HEARTACHE
Chapter Twenty-five - BETH’S SECRET
Chapter Twenty-six - THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW
Chapter Twenty-seven - ALL ALONE
Chapter Twenty-eight - SURPRISES
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“Christmas won’t be Christmas without any corpses,” grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.
“It’s so dreadful to be poor!” sighed Meg, looking down at her old dress.
“I don’t think it’s fair for some vampires to have plenty of pretty squirming things, and other vampires nothing at all,” added little Amy, with an injured sniff.
Being so poor, the Marches customarily dined on quarts of pig’s blood, goat’s blood, and, on very special occasions, cow’s blood, but they rarely had the luxury of a living, breathing animal to feast on, and when they did, it was usually a small creature hardly more than a snack. Most of their meals had to be warmed over the fire to be brought up to the proper temperature, which was particularly humiliating for the young girls. Gone were the days when they could sink their fangs into a wiggling beaver, let alone a writhing cow. A human had never been on the menu, even when the family was wealthy and lived in a large, well-appointed house, for the Marches were humanitarians who believed the consumption of humans unworthy of the modern vampire. Humans were an inferior species in many ways, but they deserved to be pitied, not consumed.
“We’ve got Father and Mother, and each other,” said Beth contentedly from her corner. She was the shy, domestically inclined sister.
“We haven’t got Father, and shall not have him for a long time,” Jo said sadly. She didn’t say “perhaps never”, but each silently added it, thinking of Father far away, where the fighting was.
The war was the reason they were to be denied even a field mouse this Christmas. It was going to be a hard winter for all humans, and their mother thought they ought not spend money for pleasure, when so many were suffering in the army. That the suffering was limited to mortal men did not concern Mother, for her commitment to the human race was steadfast, despite the criticism of her neighbours, who found both the Marches’ beliefs and behaviour baffling. Typically, vampires didn’t concern themselves with the petty wars of humans. They had roamed the earth long before people and would continue to roam it long after they were gone.
“We can’t do much, but we can make our little sacrifices, and ought to do it gladly. But I am afraid I don’t,” and Meg shook her head, as she thought regretfully of all the pretty corpses she wouldn’t get to