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Characters from Mr. Ballantine’s God Clobbers Us All weigh in on his dashing new novel, Decline of the Lawrence Welk Empire:
I’M DRUNK AS I WRITE THIS and I wish I would’ve never left San Diego. San Diego is PARADISE. Billings, Montana is a PIMPLE ON MYBUTT. Edgar, Edgar, I loved you, why did you run away to a desert island? And why didn’t you take me with you? I would’ve fought by your side. I would’ve drank with you all night and waited tables