Helen Cresswell

The Bagthorpe Saga: Absolute Zero


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      First published in Great Britain by Faber and Faber Ltd in 1978

      First published by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2017

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      © The Estate of Helen Creswell 1978

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      This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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      Source ISBN: 9780008211707

      Ebook Edition © 2015 ISBN: 9780008211721

      Version: 2017-03-17

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      Table of Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Copyright

       Dedication

       Chapter One

       Chapter Two

       Chapter Three

       Chapter Four

       Chapter Five

      

       Chapter Six

      

       Chapter Seven

      

       Chapter Eight

      

       Chapter Nine

      

       Chapter Ten

      

       Chapter Eleven

      

       Chapter Twelve

      

       Chapter Thirteen

      

       Chapter Fourteen

      

       Chapter Fifteen

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       About the Publisher

       Chapter One

      The whole thing started when Uncle Parker won a cruise in the Caribbean for two after filling in a leaflet he had idly picked up in the village shop. The minute the news was known in the Bagthorpe household disbelief, annoyance and downright jealousy began to degenerate into what became, inevitably, an All Out Furore.

      The company who had promoted this competition sold SUGAR-COATED PUFFBALLS breakfast cereal. Mr Bagthorpe immediately stated that Uncle Parker should refuse the prize on moral grounds. Uncle Parker, he said, had never consumed so much as a single SUGAR-COATED PUFFBALL in his entire life, and was thus automatically disqualified from reaping a reward for doing so. Mrs Bagthorpe did not agree. Daisy Parker, she said, ate a lot of SUGAR-COATED PUFFBALLS, she ate them every day of her life.

      In that case, Mr Bagthorpe said, Daisy should have filled in the competition form. He then turned on his own children.

      “Don’t you lot ever eat SUGAR-COATED PUFFBALLS?” he demanded. “What’s the matter with you?”

      “I do,” said Jack promptly. “I really like them.”

      “So why didn’t you go in for this thing?”

      “I haven’t got a leaflet,” Jack said. “And even if I had, I wouldn’t have bothered. Nobody ever wins those things.”

      “On the contrary, somebody does win them,” said Mr Bagthorpe in a tight voice. “We know that.”

      “Why didn’t you tell me there was a competition?” asked William. “Then I could’ve won a prize.”

      “You don’t automatically win by filling in a form, you know,” Tess told him. “Usually some kind of skill is required. And usually the deciding factor is a slogan.”

      “So?” said William.

      “I’d be better at slogans than you,” said