James Fergusson

Kandahar Cockney: A Tale of Two Worlds


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      Kandahar Cockney

      A Tale of Two Worlds

      James Fergusson

      

       Praise

      From the reviews of Kandahar Cockney:

      ‘Funny, pacy, illuminating…it really is as good as everyone’s saying. I recommend it hugely’

      JAMES DELINGPOLE, Mail on Sunday

      ‘Fergusson’s sensitivity to his themes and the congruity of prose and dialogue give Kandabar Cockney the flavour of a novel…a richly entertaining, artful slice of journalism that turns a potentially miserable subject into a penetrating comedy of cultural values’

      WILL COHU, Daily Telegraph

      ‘A unique journey into the terrifying life of an asylum seeker in London…God knows, we need writers and such books to describe the desperate dispossessed who crawl to this island…a cracking story; his writing is clear and intimate’

      YASMIN ALIBHAI-BROWN, Independent

      ‘Tender and entertaining, Kandahar Cockney manages to span some of the great divides of our age – between migrant and native, the developed and developing world, Islam and the West’

      PHILIP MARSDEN, TLS

      ‘First-class…Fergusson always notices the right things, and describes them in a way that leaves a reviewer thinking “I wish I’d written that”’

      MATTHEW LEEMING, Literary Review

      ‘A book which should be read by anyone who wants to know the meaning of modern exile’

      SUSANNAH HERBERT, Sunday Telegraph

      ‘A moving and intelligent book. Culture-clash is an old theme: but few people have done it better, and fewer have taken such trouble to explore their own cities in order to find it’

      Economist

      TO OUR PARENTS

      Table of Contents

       Cover Page

       Title Page

       3 January 1999–August 2000

       4 June 2000–September 2001

       5 September 2001–September 2002

       6 Pakistan, October 2002

       7 Afghanistan, October 2002

       8 London, November 2002

       Epilogue

       P.S.

       About the author

       Profile of James Fergusson Alex Linklater

       Life at a Glance

       Top Ten Books

       About the Book

       A Critical Eye

       Update

       Read on

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       About the Author

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

       Author’s Note

      The account that follows is a true story. However, although Mir supported this project from the start, he has also always wished to remain anonymous. For this and other reasons, including legal ones, names and some details have been changed.

       Prologue The Old Bailey, Winter 2002

      The jury hadn’t deliberated for long enough. It was barely two hours since the judge had finished his summing-up and the court had risen for the lunchtime recess. The case was complex and serious. Surely they couldn’t have reached a verdict already? They had barely had time to digest their jury-room sandwiches. Lenora, the defence barrister, thought the Tannoy recall to the courtroom was probably due to some technical question they wanted to put to the judge. I’d had a chance to study the jurors over the previous week, and they seemed a responsible lot: six men and six women, eleven whites, one middle-class black in a poloneck. On the face of it you couldn’t ask for a better slice of citizenry. Two or three of them had taken copious notes during the trial. The oldest of them looked like an avuncular Guardian reader in his grey-collared cardigan and half-moon spectacles on a chain, a man who looked as though he had seen and got the point of Twelve Angry Men. We needed someone who could think for himself, an independent-minded liberal capable of countering the prejudices of the jury’s weaker members, someone who might object in principle to the judge’s one-sidedness. He looked like our Henry Fonda. With luck he might even be picked as the jury foreman. Surely such a man could not have missed the fact that in his summing-up the judge had spent a full hour on the prosecution’s case and just half an hour on the defence’s – could he?

      There was little doubt that the trial had gone badly. Gulabuddin, diffident at the best of times, had performed so poorly in the dock that Lenora thought there must