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Contents
An Introduction to My Stuffed Animals
Excerpt from My Journal in 1994 (Age Thirteen) with Footnotes from 2016
Things You Don’t Know About Me
Excerpt from My Journal in 1999 (Age Eighteen) with Footnotes from 2016
Excerpt from My Journal in 2001 (Age Twenty) with Footnotes from 2016
Excerpt from My Journal in 2003 (Age Twenty-Two) with Footnotes from 2016
How to Become a Stand-up Comedian
Times It’s Okay for a Man to Not Make a Woman Come During Sex
Things That Make Me Insanely Furious