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Mr Unbelievable!
Chris Kamara
Fighting Like Beavers on the Front Line of Football
This book is dedicated to the memory of my parents Irene and Albert
Contents
Dedication
CHAPTER ONE GROUND-HOPPING WITH KAMMY PT 1 (ON THE ROAD WITH SOCCER SATURDAY)
CHAPTER TWO ‘HE COULDN’T HIT A BARN DOOR WITH A BANJO!’
CHAPTER THREE SMILE, YOU’RE ON KAMARACAM…
CHAPTER FIVE UNBELIEVABLE, JEFF! (HOW I CAUGHT A CATCHPHRASE)
CHAPTER SIX GROUND-HOPPING WITH KAMMY PT 2 (TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM ON SOCCER AM)
CHAPTER EIGHT JEFF AND THE CRAZY GANG
CHAPTER NINE EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING
HALF-TIME KAMMY ANALYSIS AND STATS
CHAPTER ELEVEN I’M NO ZINEDINE ZIDANE, BUT…
CHAPTER THIRTEEN IN THE DRY DOCK
CHAPTER FOURTEEN (NOT) THE LAST OF THE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS
CHAPTER FIFTEEN CSI: SWINDON – DEATH THREATS AND POLICE ESCORTS
CHAPTER SIXTEEN BUZZING WITH BOWLESY
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN MY RETURN TO SWINDON…(OR, HOW NOT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER)
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN FRANK MCAVENNIE: THE TRUTH
CHAPTER NINETEEN SERVING SERGEANT WILKO
CHAPTER TWENTY WISH YOU WERE HERE? (MY LIFE ON THE MOTORWAYS)
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE LIFE IN THE DUGOUT
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO UNBELIEVABLE, GEOFFREY!
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE THE SACK RACE
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR THE FAX ABOUT STOKE
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE THE LAST WORD
Like an afternoon in front of Soccer Saturday, Mr Unbelievable is a game of two halves, complete with some big-match punditry from your host Jeff Stelling and plenty of shouting, giggling and nonsensical babbling from your author. Get the kettle on, put your feet up and watch the fun kick off. Enjoy the show…
Kammy
A Premiership touchline near you, 2010
MR UNBELIEVABLE!
TIME: MONDAY NIGHT, KICK-OFF 8.00 P.M.
WHERE: FRATTON PARK, VALLEY PARADE, ELLAND ROAD, WEMBLEY AND MANY, MANY MORE…
HEROES
| Kammy… | Himself |
| Anne… | Mrs Kammy |
| Ben, Jack… | The Kammettes |
| Albert Kamara… | Dad |
| Irene Kamara… | Mam |
| George… | Brother |
| Maria… | Sister |
| Jeff Stelling… | Mr Soccer Saturday |
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