kupGeek’s Datingology Lab
Jessica Walker
Adam Evans
Ann Henley
© Jessica Walker, 2020
© Adam Evans, 2020
© Ann Henley, 2020
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Acknowledgements
The HOOKUPGEEK’s dating experts and the authors of this current anti-research are extremely thankful and send their hugs and kisses to the parties being unbelievably assisting and useful for planning, production, editing, and releasing this present anti-research.
Preface
Yo dudes!
You’re now gonna read something absolutely mad, unique, specific and, of course, extremely informative being spiced with some pranks, kidding, and – to a particular extent – with some degree of common sense! We – as the HOOKUPGEEK’s team of experts – are gonna shed much light on the way the modern dating functions, how it’s been established, and how you’re gonna succeed in search of the best and the horniest experiences. What’s more, we’re not actually gonna pour unnecessary f – boring info over you to make you feel like hell when reading all this stuff. So, you’re expecting now the most unexpected and weird anti-research on the contemporary adult dating and hookup!
Why anti-research? Just because this fab-flippin-tastic investigation ain’t gonna fill your sexy brain with the unnecessary god-knows-what-for stuff! BUT: using the scientific date, we’re gonna present it in the most amusing manner! Only facts, only fun, only real and efficient hints to guide you in the complicated world of online dating and hookup! So, kick all the rubbish off your head and enjoy this facismashing anti-research! You’re gonna have the most unique data at your disposal to have the habinar success to pick the best matches!
Respectfully and hornily yours,
HOOKUPGEEK’s Dating Experts Team and Evan Browns, a HOOKUPGEEK’s Digital Marketer,
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Penetration… Sorry, Introduction!
So, welcome, yay? Yep, y’all are always welcome! HOOKUPGEK’s gonna start it all right away, so that you’ll be having the most fantastic time! Let’s go!
About HOOKUPGEEK: A Short History And Essence Of Work
We’re sure that you’ve always gone mad about the way how HOOKUPGEEK is built and how it works to deliver the best and the most credible product. Yep, we’re gonna disclose everything, so that you’ll leave all of your doubts behind (of course, if you dared to have any, lol!). So, in this section, we’re gonna show you everything!
Well, HOOKUPGEEK has always been a reviewer of the dating websites of different categories. Being run in 2018, the company has already succeeded to gain numerous audiences and provide them with the reviews of the most cutting-edge dating sites, hookup apps, and webcam sites. So, in other words, we’ve been assisting y’all to sort out the best ones from the haggling options. And, yep, we’ve been doing it in the most hair brain style to keep you tuned!
HOOKUPGEEK’s team of professionals is known to come across the websites in such a way that we critically assess them by providing you not only with the text version of our opinion but also with the visual representations of our unique so-called hookup rate of each particular service we’ve come through. After we have collected all the necessary data, we go arrange the real life dates to prove that a peculiar website either contains credible profiles to hook up and/or date or fakes you as if you’re an absolute dummy or a moron.
You may also wonder what the hell it means when they say «a dating expert’! Right you are, since this is quite a reasonable issue to discuss. Of course, there is quite no college or university to have such professionals graduated. BUT! Our beloved experts, and you know their names – Jessica Walker, Adam Evans, and Ann Henley – are real experts in everything related to adult industry. How? Heh, that’s easy! We’ll let you know some private info of our experts in adult life. Thus,
★ Jessica Walker is a professional and diplomated family psychologist and sexologist. Possessing a Master’s degree, she is able to assess all of the conditions, which the dating apps and sites are based on. In addition, Jessica was an excellent student of Mayo Clinic School of Medicine and Johns Hopkins University. What is more, Jessica is an experienced dater, for her Master’s thesis was devoted to the contemporary online dating, its particularities, and mechanisms. She’s known to have had about 350 dates arranged, and she can truly evaluate the dating services;
★ Adam Evans is a sex therapist by profession and occupation. Having his MD—PhD degree, he used to work as a reproductive health specialist. Also, Adam was engaged in the Family Counselling field. Thus, he knows everything about dating, camming, and hookup;
★ Ann Henley has joined HOOKUPGEEK’s dating experts team not that long ago, but has already superinduced numerous fresh ideas and creative approaches, so that HOOKUPGEEK is on the new road to evolve. Ann’s profession is also a psychologist and a sex therapist, so she is indeed aware of what the adults are looking for when dating and hooking up.
Working under the creative direction of Evan Browns – yep, that bearded and stylish pretty boy, who you can get in touch via the HOOKUPGEK’s contacts tab – the dating experts team’s work is getting more and more engaging and professional! So, this is actually why you’re now reading this holy piece of writing designed specially for you, our beloved and most respected readers!
HOOKUPGEEK’s Datingology
Disclaimer: please, kindly don’t think that HOOKUPGEEK’s gone nuts to invent our own science but we had no other choice, as we approach all this seriously! Yep, we despise those phony and dummy reviewers who write just another nonsense to fill the cyberspace. Moreover, because of our serious approach, you’ll be able to distinguish between the ham sammich persons and ham and egger ones who you can meet when using the dating apps and websites.
So, datingology is coming now! We bet you’d’ve guessed already which two words this one’s been coined from. So, to put it clear and literally, this is just our informal and (for now) unacknowledged science studying the matters related to dating. Yeah, we’re avowing it and clearly communicate that no one has acknowledged our science, but we’re honestly taking a shit and giving a f – to it all, for we have some other purposes and we don’t need any titles and honors!
Well, HOOKUPGEEK’s Datingology is aimed to,
● let y’all dudes know which dating websites and apps are particularly great