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REGINALD HILL
DEATH’S JEST-BOOK
A Dalziel and Pascoe novel
Harper
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First published in Great Britain in 2002 by HarperCollins
Copyright © Reginald Hill 2008
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Source ISBN: 9780007313204
Ebook Edition © JULY 2015 ISBN: 9780007396351
Version: 2015-06-22
For Julia
who never hassles
thanks
The woodcut illustrations which prefigure each of the novel’s thirteen sections are taken from Hans Holbein the Younger’s Dance of Death
For death is more ‘a jest’ than Life, you see Contempt grows quick from familiarity. I owe this wisdom to Anatomy.
T. L. BEDDOES Lines to B.W. Proctor
… fat men can’t write sonnets
T. L. BEDDOES The Bride’s Tragedy l.ii.
Contents
Imagined Scenes
from
AMONG OTHER THINGS:
The Quest for Thomas Lovell Beddoes
by Sam Johnson MA, PhD (first draft)
Clifton, Glos. June 1808
‘That’s it, man. Hold her head, hold her head. For God’s sake, you behind, get your shoulder into it. Come, girl. Come, girl.’
The shouter of these instructions, a burly man of about fifty years with a close-cropped head and a face made to command, stands halfway up a broad sweeping staircase. A few stairs below him a rustic, his naturally ruddy complexion even more deeply incarnadined by exertion, is leaning backwards like the anchor in a tug-o’-war, pulling with all his strength on a rope whose lower end is tied round the neck of a large brown cow.
Behind the beast a nervous-looking footman is making encouraging fluttering gestures with his hands. From the marble-floored hallway below a housekeeper