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First published in Great Britain in 2019
by Electric Monkey, an imprint of Egmont UK Limited
The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN
Published by arrangement with HarperCollins Children’s Books, a division of HarperCollins Publishers, New York, New York, USA
Text copyright © 2019 Michael Grant
The moral rights of the author have been asserted
First e-book edition 2019
ISBN 978 1 4052 94669
Ebook ISBN 978 1 7803 17687
A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library
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To my two Katherines
I lose sleep at night wondering whether we are intelligent enough to figure out the universe.
I don’t know.
—Neil DeGrasse Tyson
“The justifications of men who kill should always be heard with skepticism,” said the monster.
—Patrick Ness, A Monster Calls
Contents
1 SEX, PASTRIES, AND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS
3 BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO 3-D PERSON HAS GONE BEFORE
5 HOW DO YOU GET TO CARNEGIE HALL?
22 NORMAL IS NO LONGER WITH US
29 . . . EVER SURVIVES CONTACT WITH . . .