P. G. Wodehouse

Mike and Psmith


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       P. G. Wodehouse

      Mike and Psmith

      Published by Good Press, 2019

       [email protected]

      EAN 4057664121943

       PREFACE

       1 — MR. JACKSON MAKES UP HIS MIND

       2 — SEDLEIGH

       3 — PSMITH

       4 — STAKING OUT A CLAIM

       5 — GUERRILLA WARFARE

       6 — UNPLEASANTNESS IN THE SMALL HOURS

       CRASH!

       7 — ADAIR

       8 — MIKE FINDS OCCUPATION

       9 — THE FIRE BRIGADE MEETING

       10 — ACHILLES LEAVES HIS TENT

       11 — THE MATCH WITH DOWNING'S

       12 — THE SINGULAR BEHAVIOR OF JELLICOE

       13 — JELLICOE GOES ON THE SICK LIST

       14 — MIKE RECEIVES A COMMISSION

       15 — ... AND FULFILLS IT

       16 — PURSUIT

       17 — THE DECORATION OF SAMMY

       18 — MR. DOWNING ON THE SCENT

       19 — THE SLEUTH-HOUND

       20 — A CHECK

       21 — THE DESTROYER OF EVIDENCE

       22 — MAINLY ABOUT SHOES

       "WHAT?"

       23 — ON THE TRAIL AGAIN

       24 — THE ADAIR METHOD

       25 — ADAIR HAS A WORD WITH MIKE

       26 — CLEARING THE AIR

       27 — IN WHICH PEACE IS DECLARED

       28 — MR. DOWNING MOVES

       29 — THE ARTIST CLAIMS HIS WORK

       30 — SEDLEIGH V. WRYKYN

       Table of Contents

      In Evelyn Waugh's book Decline and Fall his hero, applying for a post as a schoolmaster, is told by the agent, "We class schools in four grades—leading school, first-rate school, good school, and school." Sedleigh in Mike and Psmith would, I suppose, come into the last-named class, though not quite as low in it as Mr. Waugh's Llanabba. It is one of those small English schools with aspirations one day to be able to put the word "public" before their name and to have their headmaster qualified to attend the annual Headmaster's Conference. All it needs is a few more Adairs to get things going. And there is this to be noted, that even at a "school" one gets an excellent education. Its only drawback is that it does not play the leading schools or the first-rate schools or even the good schools at cricket. But to Mike, fresh from Wrykyn (a "first-rate school") and Psmith, coming from Eton (a "leading school") Sedleigh naturally seemed something of a comedown. It took Mike some time to adjust himself to it, though Psmith, the philosopher, accepted the change of conditions with his customary equanimity.

      This was the first appearance of Psmith. He came into two other books, Psmith in the City and Psmith, Journalist, before becoming happily married in Leave It to Psmith, but I have always thought that he was most at home in this story of English school life. To give full play to his bland clashings with Authority he needs to have authority to clash with, and there is none more absolute than that of the masters at an English school.

      Psmith has the distinction of being the only one of my numerous characters to be drawn from a living model. A cousin of mine was at Eton with the son of D'Oyly Carte, the man who produced the Gilbert and Sullivan operettas, and one night he told me about this peculiar schoolboy who dressed fastidiously and wore a monocle and who, when one of the masters inquired after his health, replied "Sir, I grow thinnah and thinnah." It was all the information I required in order to start building him in a star part.

      If anyone is curious as to what became of Mike and Psmith in later life, I can supply the facts. Mike, always devoted to country life, ran a prosperous farm. Psmith, inevitably perhaps, became an equally prosperous counselor at the bar like Perry Mason, specializing, like Perry, in appearing for the defense.

      I must apologize, as I did in the preface to Mike at Wrykyn, for all the cricket in this book. It was unavoidable. There is, however, not quite so much of it this time.

      P.G. Wodehouse.