31: The World’s Oldest Child
Chapter 36: The Unwelcoming Committee
Chapter 37: Not a Laughing Matter
Chapter 38: Deep, Deep Trouble
Chapter 40: Chocolate for Breakfast
Chapter 41: One Last Adventure?
Chapter 45: A One-Winged Pigeon
Chapter 47: Nothing is Impossible
Chapter 48: An Awfully Big Adventure
Chapter 55: Nestled in the Pillows
Chapter 58: Tonight is Forever
Chapter 59: “My Bottom Hurts!”
Chapter 60: Long-Forgotten Choc Ice
More from the World of David Walliams
Welcome to the world of the Midnight Gang.
This is LORD FUNT HOSPITAL, in London, England. It was built many years ago and should have been demolished many years ago. The hospital was named in honour of its founder, the late Lord Funt.
Have a look inside LORD FUNT HOSPITAL.
Meet the patients in the children’s ward, high up on the forty-fourth floor of the hospital.
This is Tom. He is twelve and goes to a posh boarding school. He has hurt his head.
Amber is twelve. She has broken both of her arms and both of her legs, so has been in a wheelchair for some time.
Robin is also twelve. He is recovering from an operation to save his eyesight, and for now can’t see a thing.
George is eleven and from the East End of London, which makes him a cockney. He is recovering from having his tonsils taken out in an operation.
Sally is just ten and the youngest of the group. Because she is so ill, Sally spends most of her time sleeping.
Downstairs in one of the grown-ups’ wards is the oldest patient in the hospital – ninety-nine-year-old Nelly.
Hundreds of people work at LORD FUNT HOSPITAL. Among them are:
Porter. A lonely figure, whose real name is a mystery. His job is to move people and things around the hospital, which he never seems to leave.
Matron. Despite running the children’s ward, she doesn’t like children at all.
Doctor Luppers has just become a doctor, and is rather easy to fool.
Tootsie is the hospital’s dinner lady. She brings meals round on a trolley to all the patients.
Nurse Meese is the tired-looking nurse, who never ever seems to get a night off work.
Dilly is one of the hospital’s cleaners. You can always tell where she has cleaned as there will be a long trail of fag ash.
Mr Cod is the old chemist. He has a hearing aid and thick glasses. Mr Cod runs