A Little Change of Face. Lauren Baratz-Logsted

back, smiled. “So you’ll get a new job. So you’ll move.”

      “Just like that?” I asked.

      “Sure.” Pam shrugged again. “Why not?”

      I thought about it. Would it really be that hard to do? I wasn’t that attached to my job. I certainly wasn’t that attached to where I lived. Except for the pool. But it would be Labor Day again before I knew it, which meant no more swimming for nine months, anyway. And leaving the library would get me away from Mr. Weinerman….

      “You know,” Pam said in a devilishly seductive tone, “you could also bind your breasts.”

      “I’m not going to bind my breasts!” I half shouted. Sheesh. A girl had to draw the line somewhere.

      “Just a suggestion.” Pam smiled.

      “Well,” I said, thinking about it all, everything, all at once, “if I do all that, I might as well change my name, too. People still do that sometimes when they get married or if they go Hollywood, so why can’t I? I could even change it legally. No sense in creating a new life, a new persona, and then keeping the same name.”

      “No sense at all,” said T.B., in a tone that clearly revealed that she’d gone back to thinking me nuts.

      “Naw,” said Delta, “Scarlett’s the name of a femme fatale. It’s the kind of name men can’t resist. We can’t have that.”

      “So,” asked Pam, “just what are you going to call yourself in your new life? Who is the new and de-improved Scarlett going to become?”

      “Who the hell knows?” I answered.

      “Are you really gonna do this thing?” T.B. asked a few minutes later, once Delta had joined Pam in the pool, the two others caught up in talking TV.

      “Yes,” I said. “I don’t know.” I thought about it some more. “Maybe?”

      “But,” T.B. said, “forgive me if this is a dumb-ass thing to ask—Why?”

      I thought about how Pam had planted the seed when at the bar, had been planting the seed for years, that my luck with men was unearned. I thought about how having the chicken pox had harvested the seed that I might not be as lovable if I didn’t look as good. I thought about my realization, while watching Extreme Makeover, that my looks might have brought me attention, but they hadn’t brought me love.

      “Because Pam’s got me curious,” I said. “Because for thirty-nine years I’ve done things one way, and it hasn’t gotten me anywhere, not really. Has being attractive got me that Prince Charming you were talking about? No. So maybe doing something drastically different will get me what I want. Do I even want him? Who knows? Some days, yes. Some days, no. Maybe I want to do it because I worry that Pam might be right, that my good looks have earned me a free ride. Maybe I want to do it because I want to prove something to myself, that I’m likable just for me after all. Or maybe I want to do it simply because,” I finally sighed, “who the hell knows why? What can I say? I’m a confused and conflicted and ambivalent woman. I have murky motives.”

      “Ah,” T.B. said. “I getcha now.”