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      Ja ha passat una setmana. En un níquel situat a prop de l’estació de metro d’Alexander Nevsky Lavra, el cop bubo va conduir-se, es va aturar lluny de nosaltres i dos guardians van sortir d’ella i es van dirigir cap a nosaltres, així, molt lent. Vam dinar a la columna de l’hotel de Moscou. Vam tenir una opció: beure alcohol diluït amb aigua santa de la Lavra, o bé caure en mans de la justícia; o trenqueu-vos en diferents direccions, però no plomigueu i no porteu el seu estat normal. Jo i un parell de camarades vam avançar una mica més en els costats oposats, dispersant-nos i escampant la vista de la multitud.

      Van agafar Big Seryoga amb un ull negre, les parpelles inferiors dels quals semblaven una labia. I els seus companys de consum. El motiu va ser, com després va resultar: la retirada del cadàver del soterrani, on abans havíem intentat enderrocar-se. El cadàver, resulta després de la nostra sortida, al seu torn, després d’haver fet un semicercle setmanal, enganxat a l’obra de la xarxa de calefacció amb un diàmetre de dos-cents mil·límetres cadascun, un parell rígid de feixos i embolicat en arpillera i fibra de vidre…

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