now pursuing them, shouting over the bedlam to Mister Kindly.
‘Remind me never to call the Dark in this desert again!’
‘… have no fear of that …’
The churchman manning the xylophone had been knocked clear when the kraken struck, now wailing as one of the monsters dragged him to his death. Tric snatched up the man’s fallen club and started beating on the contraption as Mia roared at Naev.
‘Which way is the Red Church from here?’
The woman moaned in reply, clutching the ragged wounds in her chest and gut. Mia could see entrails glistening in the worst of it, Naev’s clothes soaked with gore.
‘Naev, listen to me! Which way do we ride?’
‘North,’ the woman bubbled. ‘The mountains.’
‘Which mountains? There are dozens!’
‘Not the tallest … nor the shortest. Nor the … scowling face or the sad old man or the broken wall.’ A ragged, spit-thick sigh. ‘The simplest mountain of them all.’
The woman groaned, curling in upon herself. The ironsong was near deafening, and Mia’s headache bounced around the inside of her skull with joyful abandon.
‘Tric, shut that racket up!’ Mia roared.
‘It scares off the krakens!’ Tric bellowed.
‘Scares off the krakens …’ moaned Naev.
‘No, it bloody doesn’t!’ yelled Mia.
She glanced over her shoulder, just in case the ungodly racket had indeed scared off the monstrosities chasing them, but alas, they were still in close pursuit. Bastard galloped alongside, glaring at Mia, occasionally spitting an accusing whinny in her direction.
‘O, shut up!’
‘… he really does not like you …’
‘You’re not helping!’
‘… and what would help …?’
‘Explain to me how we got into this stew!’
The cat who was shadows tilted his head, as if thinking. He looked at the rolling Whisperwastes, the jagged horizon drawing nearer, his mistress above him. And he spoke with the voice of one unveiling an ugly but necessary truth.
‘… it is basically your fault …’
Mia pushed open the door to Mercurio’s Curios, a tiny bell above the frame chiming her arrival. The store was dark and dusty, sprawling off in every direction. Shutters were drawn against the sunslight. Mia recalled the sign outside – ‘Oddities, Rarities & the Fynest Antiquities’. Looking at the shelves, she saw plenty of the former. The latter parts of the equation were up for debate.
Truth be told, the shop looked filled to bursting with junk. Mia could’ve sworn it was also bigger inside than out, though she put that down to her lack of mornmeal. As if to remind her of its neglect, her belly growled a sternly worded complaint.
Mia made her way through the flotsam and jetsam until she arrived at a counter. And there, behind a mahogany desk carved with a twisting spiral pattern that made her eyes hurt to look at, she found the greatest oddity inside Mercurio’s Curios – the proprietor himself.
His face was the kind that seemed born to scowl, set atop with a short shock of light grey hair. Blue eyes were narrowed behind wire-rimmed spectacles that had seen better turns. A statue of an elegant woman with a lion’s head crouched on the desk beside him, an arkemical globe held in its upturned palm. The old man was reading from a book as big as Mia. A cigarillo hung from his mouth, smelling faintly of cloves. It bobbed on his lips when he mumbled.
‘Help ya w’somthn?’
‘Good turn to you, sir. Almighty Aa bless and keep you—’
The old man tapped the small brass placard on the countertop – a repeat of the warning outside his door. ‘No time-wasters, rabble, or religious sorts welcome.’
‘Forgive me, sir. May the Four Daughters—’
The old man tapped the placard more insistently, shifting his scowl to Mia.
The girl fell silent. The old man turned back to his book.
‘Help ya w’somthn?’ he repeated.
The girl cleared her throat. ‘I wish to sell you a piece of jewellery, sir.’
‘Just wishing about it won’t get it done, girl.’
Mia hovered uncertainly, chewing her lip. The old man began tapping the placard again until she finally got the message, unpinning her brooch and placing it on the wood. The little crow stared back at her with its red amber eyes, as if wounded at the thought she might hock it to such a grumpy old bastard. She shrugged apology.
‘Where’d y’steal that?’ the old man mumbled.
‘I did not steal it, sir.’
Mercurio pulled the cigarillo from his lips, turned his full attention to Mia.
‘That’s the sigil of the Familia Corvere.’
‘Well spotted, sir.’
‘Darius Corvere died a traitor’s death yesterturn by order of the Itreyan Senate. And rumour has it his entire household have been locked in the Philosopher’s Stone.’ fn1
The little girl had no kerchief, so she wiped her nose on her sleeve and said nothing.
‘How old are you, sprat?’
‘… Ten, sir.’
‘You got a name?’
Mia blinked. Who did this old man think he was? She was Mia Corvere, daughter of the justicus of the Luminatii Legion. Marrowborn of a noble familia, one of the great twelve houses of the Republic. She’d not be interrogated by a mere shopkeep. Especially when offering a prize worth more than the rest of the junk in this squalid hole put together.
‘My name is none of your business, sir.’ Mia folded her arms and tried her best to impersonate her mother when dealing with an unruly servant.
‘Noneofyourbusiness?’ One grey eyebrow rose. ‘Strange name for a girl, innit?’
‘Do you want the brooch or no?’
The old man put his cigarillo back on his lips and turned back to his book.
‘No,’ he said.
Mia blinked. ‘It is finest Itreyan silver. Th—’
‘Fuck off,’ the man said, without looking up. ‘And take your trouble with you when you off with the fuck, Miss Noneofyourbusiness.’
Mia’s cheeks burned pink with fury. She snatched the brooch up and pinned it back to her dress, tossed her hair over one shoulder and spun on her heel.
‘Word of advice,’ said the old man, still not looking up. ‘Corvere and his cronies got off