Евгений Кузнецов

Позорная грамота


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на сцену, попросят сказать пару слов? В зале будут сидеть очень важные персоны, прямую трансляцию будут смотреть все ваши родные, близкие, друзья и, что важнее, недруги. Нельзя будет так опростоволоситься перед людьми, как тем летом директор плодоовощебазы на церемонии вручения премии «Персона года» – взять и просто сказать: «С Днем города», а потом уйти со сцены, унося под мышкой, – и тут я жестоко оговорился, – позорную грамоту, понимаете?

      Я то удивлял Зину, то смешил – сейчас она хихикала, как гадкий ребенок, который увидел, как взрослый дяденька шлепнулся задницей в лужу.

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