Баллада о том, как не надо писать книги. Николай Ободников

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      Настоящие имена совершенно не отражают суть человека. Так что в некоторых случаях я возьму на себя роль паспортного стола.

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      Теорема о бесконечных обезьянах. Рано или поздно обезьяна, забавляясь с печатной машинкой, напишет роман, или пьесу, или анекдот. Что угодно. Оставляйте заявки.

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      Из Большого толкового словаря русского языка (гл. ред. С. А. Кузнецов).

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