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читать твой сценарий мы все равно не будем, но выслушаем тебя. Рассказывай, про что фильм.

      – Представьте, что вы, – я указала рукой на группу «Виагра», – проснулись утром голышом, а вашей супруги нет.

      – У нас нет жен, – загоготал блондин.

      Я сделал вид, что не услышала и продолжила:

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