Александр Георгиевский

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говорить можно. Я хочу добавить, что русский я выучил бы только за то, что этим языком рассказывается много смешных историй, от которых уж действительно раскрывается рот до ушей.

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      – Может, ты и поведаешь нам какую-нибудь очень смешную историю из собственного репертуара в подтверждение того, что сейчас сказал.

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