Юлия Тимур

Псу под хвост. Cатирические рассказы


Скачать книгу

align="center">

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

      Текст предоставлен ООО «ЛитРес».

      Прочитайте эту книгу целиком, купив полную легальную версию на ЛитРес.

      Безопасно оплатить книгу можно банковской картой Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, со счета мобильного телефона, с платежного терминала, в салоне МТС или Связной, через PayPal, WebMoney, Яндекс.Деньги, QIWI Кошелек, бонусными картами или другим удобным Вам способом.

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