Ando Mitich

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и у меня от него дикая изжога.

      Слышал, что к птице нужно брать белое вино. Так, смотрим вино. Ого цены! За такую кислятину отдать целое состояние, а градуса там, как в бутылке пива. Нет уж. Мы не во Франции живём. Нам пылесос ещё нужно покупать. Сами там пейте свой рислинг, или что там у вас есть…

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