Бабушка на воде вилами писала. Сборник рассказов и пародий. Евгений Плотников

«Южная Родезия» было упразднено в 1979 году, а с 18 апреля 1980 года данное государство стало официально именоваться «Республика Зимбабве». Город Солсбери в 1982 году переименован в Хараре – столицу Республики Зимбабве.

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