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The waitress
I woke up early. Time for tea. Better to brush teeth. I didn't spend much time on this. What a good time to go out on the balcony. Morning. But what about lunch? You might think that I have nothing to do? You are wrong! I need to meet a lady today to take some photos and videos. Boring day… not so boring. I took my photo camera to check my flash memory. What about laptop? I will use it later.
Incoming call…
"Hello" – I answered.
"Hello, Jai… how are you?" – my friend asked.
"Good and you…" – I answered.
"Fine. Let's go eat to Jess Cafe?" – he asked.
"Ok… where are you?" – I asked.
"Near Jomtien now" – he answered.
"Ok I'm coming" – I said.
"I can pick you up" – he said.
"Ok" – I said.
"Call you…" – he said.
I started waiting for him. And I made sandwich with tea for myself. What about lady for tonight? I must find her. Time has passed and still no call. Damn… what is he doing?
Incoming call…
"Hey Jai… I'm here… come" – he said.
"Ok" – I said.
After 10 minutes we started our way to Jess Cafe…
"How are you today?" – he asked.
"Not bad… I have some business" – I answered.
"What business?" – he asked.
"I need to take some photos" – I answered.
"What… what?" – he asked.
"Photos" – I answered.
"Do you want to take some photos of a girl?" – he asked.
"Yes" – I answered.
"Damn you… are you serious?" – he asked.
"What's a problem?" – I answered.
"Not too much girls here" – he said.
"This is Pattaya… too much girls here" – I said.
"Ok… up to you… Jai" – he said.
We arrived to Jess Cafe… My friend shut off the engine.
"Let's go to get some breakfast" – he said.
"Let's go" – I said.
We sat on the sofas… Time to order some food. The waitress came to us. Matt was looking at the menu… I thought he wanted to order something special. My friend's name was Matt.
"So… what would you like to order/ guys?" – the waitress asked.
Damn… her voice was sexy. And she called us guys. Very friendly waitress. As I thought. Matt still didn't know what to order. But I was ready. Anyway… time is time.
"Scrambled eggs, toasts, hot tea" – I said.
"Ok… and you?" – she asked Matt.
"Same" – he answered.
"Ok… please wait" – the waitress said and left us.
"Matt… what are you thinking?" – I asked.
"What do you mean, Jai…" – he answered.
"The waitress…" – I said.
"Nice waitress" – he said.
"I know… I know…" – I said.
"You want take her to your room?" – he asked.
"No… just telling you how good is she" – I answered.
"Oh… you want to find same she?" – he asked.
"Why not?" – I answered.
"Where do you think to go?" – he asked.
"Night street" – I answered.
Our breakfast arrived to our table. The waitress smiled and said:
"Bon Appetit".
"What are you doing tonight?" – I asked.
"Staying with my friend" – the waitress answered.
"Oh… ok / ok" – I said.
The waitress left us… Matt started his meal. He looked hungry anyway. I started eating too. Damn… what else? What about night street tonight. I took my toast and spread it with jam. Oha tasty.
"Matt… what are you going to do?" – I asked.
"What do you mean… Jai?" – he answered.
"This night…" – I said.
"Go meet my girlfriend" – he said.
"Girlfriend?" – I asked.
"Yeah… what's a problem?" – he asked.
"You have girlfriend?" – I asked.
"Yes"– he answered.
"Ok… ok" – I said.
"And you… Jai?" – he asked.
"Find a girl to photograph" – I answered.
"You, Jay, are always looking for trouble" – he said.
"Do you like waitress?" – I asked.
"Yes… but I'm not looking for steps to attract her" – he answered.
"Yeah… better do it for money?" – I asked.
"What do you mean…" – he answered.
"Pay money for girl better" – I said.
"I don't know… you think so?" – he said.
"It's difficult for me too" – I said.
"Jai… I'm almost finished my meal" – Matt said.
"Wait… I'm eating my second toast" – I said.
"So, check bill?" – he asked.
"Check bill" – I said.
"Kept Tan Rikha (Check bill)" – Matt shouted.
The waitress came to us after a few minutes. So… time to pay. Matt checked his wallet… after me. The waitress placed a glass with the bill on the table.
Nice.
"Your bill… guys" – the waitress said.
"Good" – I said and took the money out of my wallet.
I put it in the glass. Matt was very slow. Damn… always same.
"Kapun kaph (thank you)" – the waitress said and took the money.
"Sorry… do you have phone number?" – I asked.
"+66*******" – she dictated to me.
"Kapun kaph (thank you)" – I said.
We left this place. Matt started the engine… and tried to leave parking place. Good. He knows how to drive. But what about girls? Let's ask him. I rolled down the window.
"Matt… you see… this waitress gave me her phone number" – I said.
"Yes… Jai… you're just lucky" – he said.
"Lucky? No… I think… She likes me" – I said.
"She likes you? … you think she wants to have sex with you?" – he asked.
"Yeah… she wants to have sex with me" – I answered.
"Ahhahaha … Jai… you are killing me" – Matt said.
"Killing you? No… no… you didn't get me" – I said.
"What do you mean?" – he asked.
"Girls love me" – I said.
"Girls love you?" – Matt asked.
"Yeah… but maybe she's interested in money" – I answered.
"Exactly" – he said.
"Damn…