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      Після цього вони взялися нас обшукувати і вилучати записники. Вилучили і мій, а в ньому – ескізи усіх тих малюнків. Та не стільки вразив чутливу душу начальства секс із козою, як моя карикатура, яка зображала якусь чудернацьку мавпу, з писка якої визирала інша мавпа, а з писка тієї ще інша і так далі. Вони побачили в цьому не що інше, як карикатуру на армійську ієрархію.

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