Илья Владимирович Еремеев

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дома Гоша давно уже соорудил себе спальное место и часто уходил туда ночевать, чтобы не попасть под горячую руку маминых ухажёров. Однажды один из них отчего-то умер прямо за алкогольной трапезой. На его похороны никто не пришел, даже Людмила осталась равнодушна.

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