Виктор Кротов

Улыбско-серьёзский словарь. Юмористические афоризмы-определения


Скачать книгу

поделиться энергией.

      ДОБРОСЕРДЕЧНОСТЬ – привычка радоваться людям.

      ДОБРОСОВЕСТНОСТЬ – это прислушивание к голосу дела.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

      Текст предоставлен ООО «ЛитРес».

      Прочитайте эту книгу целиком, купив полную легальную версию на ЛитРес.

      Безопасно оплатить книгу можно банковской картой Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, со счета мобильного телефона, с платежного терминала, в салоне МТС или Связной, через PayPal, WebMoney, Яндекс.Деньги, QIWI Кошелек, бонусными картами или другим удобным Вам способом.

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