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Вася проснулся и пошёл на речку ловить рыбок.

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      Петя был не такой уж маленький мальчик. Ему было четыре года. Но мама считала его совсем крошечным ребёнком. Она кормила его с ложечки, гулять водила за ручку и по утрам сама одевала его.

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