Василий Иванович Лягоскин

Либерея. Четвертая история из цикла «Анекдоты для Геракла»


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      – Последний день моего царствования, – жарко и пьяно выдохнула в ухо Сизоворонкина царственная египтянка, – пойдем!

      Она схватила полубога за руку, и потащила его к противоположному краю бассейна, не обращая никакого внимания на подданных. Они, кстати, отвечали ей взаимностью. А вот на него, полубога, одна из «красоток» явно запала. Она, не выныривая из воды, в которую была погружена так, что торчала только мокрая голова – точная копия голливудской актрисы Барбры Стрейзанд – схватила Геракла за щиколотку. Алексей ловко вывернулся из скользкой ладошки, и на пару мгновений задержался, одарив ее, а заодно и соседок советом:

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