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паяет,

      Что-то метёт,

      Но что производит —

      Никак не поймёт!

      И целыми днями слышно:

      «Надо! Давай!

      Дальше тащи!

      Скорей поднимай!!!»

      А ещё бывает, в вечерней

      Тиши,

      Пугающе слышно:

      «А ну – поддержи!»

      И народу никак

      Не узнать —

      Кого и за что

      Надо держать!…

      Народу мерещится шелест

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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