Неведомое зарубежье. Максим Удовиченко

не ел шесть дней (Франц.) – из романа И. Ильфа и Е. Петрова «Двенадцать стульев»

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      Месье, какой ужас! Почему вы постоянно мне орёте в ухо! Вы действительно не ели шесть дней?! Какой ужас! Мы немедленно едем в ресторан! (Франц.)

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      Месье, у меня очень выгодный курс обмена валюты (Франц.)

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      Ищите женщин (Франц.)

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      Очень быстро (Франц.)

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      Женщины – нет проблем (Франц.)

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      Что вы хотели, сэр? (Англ.)

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      Организация Усердных Наций ОУН – очень влиятельная организация.

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      Aqua Need – Нужна вода (Англ.) Далее по тексту Аква-Нит.

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