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первый шаг своими собственными ножками с асфальтовой дорожки и тут же слышит крик своей матери: «Эй, слышишь, ты куда пошел, я потом буду комбинезон стирать?» Друзья, это ужасно! Это все равно, что космонавт летел бы через 20000 световых лет на другую планету, он лежал в коме, он ничего не чувствовал, он находился в летаргическом сне, он находился в криогенной камере, он ничего не слышал, не видел и не чувствовал 20000 световых лет.

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