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      Мой дом – твой дом.

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      Take This Job and Shove It – хит 1977 года американского композитора, музыканта и певца-исполнителя кантри Дэвида Аллана Коу (David Allan Coe), в которой упоминается босс-идиот (здесь и далее прим. пер.)

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      Пауль Вацлавик (1921–2007) – австрийский (американский) психотерапевт и психолог, применявший системный подход в теории межличностных коммуникаций; один из основателей радикального конструктивизма.

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      Jack Welch – американский предприниматель, в 1981–2001 гг. генеральный директор General Electric.

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      Jeopardy – популярная в США телевикторина (российский аналог – «Своя игра»).

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      «Феррис Бьюллер берет выходной» (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) – американская подростковая комедия.

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