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и вдруг весь эфир заполняют голоса:

      – Маша, он тебя любит! Не верь Людке, у них ничего не было – он любит только тебя! Любит… Любит… Любит…

      И где-то в далёком приморском посёлке счастливая радистка Маша слышит всё это и радостно улыбается:

      – Он любит!

      Загубленный бизнес

      Художник написал картину. Принёс на базар. Подошел старый еврей-лавочник.

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