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раз здравствуйте! – говорю я необъятной кассирше. – Девушка, тут такое дело, хочу вам вернуть сотовый телефон, купленный сегодня.

      – Да-а-а?! – удивлённо произносит кассирша. – Согласно закону: «О защите прав потребителей» имеете полное право в течение 14 дней.

      – Вот я и пришёл.

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