Аркадий Аверченко

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      В «Автобиографии», предпосланной сборнику «Веселые устрицы» (1910), первое выступление Аверченко в печати ошибочно датируется 1905 годом. В 24-м издании сборника, по которому воспроизводится текст, сам автор исправляет дату на 1904 год. В действительности же, наиболее вероятен 1903 год.

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      «Перо» – на воровском жаргоне – нож.

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