Cosmic Ordering: How to make your dreams come true. Jonathan Cainer

cook up some scheme of your own that you think is absolutely brilliant and then you think, ‘That’s fine. I don’t need my guardian angel’s help any more. I have seen my solution and all I have to do is apply it.’ Meanwhile, I’m sitting and watching. I can see the flaw in your plan. I can’t tell you about it, though, because you are no longer in ‘angel consultation mode’. So I just have to wait until it all goes horribly wrong and you finally come back to me and say, ‘Help!’ once more. Then, I have to hope that whatever I had lined up is still feasible.

      Usually, it’s too late by then and so I have to set up a brand new opportunity. I don’t mind this, of course, because I’m highly enlightened and endlessly sanguine. I don’t even mind it when you blame me for the fact that things haven’t worked out as you hoped they would. When you ask questions such as, ‘Why did you lead me down such a crazy road?’ I don’t feel the need to reply, ‘I didn’t lead you there. You set off without me and did the whole thing by your self.’ Really, it’s no problem to me. I’m your guardian angel. I’m here to serve. Always here.

      all you have to do is become a bit more receptive

      Sometimes, though, if I am honest, I wish you’d talk to me more often. Even more crucially, I wish you’d trust me and listen to me. We could achieve so much together, you and I, if only we had a slightly deeper, more meaningful relationship. I could show you so much. I could work with you so successfully. We could make a brilliant team. You want more money? I could show you how to make it. You want less stress? Boy, could I be useful to you. You would like your love life to be more fulfilling? I could give you so many helpful clues and pointers. You would like the right things to happen in the right way at the right time? I could steer you in the direction of some truly tremendous coincidences. All you have to do is become a bit more receptive.