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Text © Celeste Barber 2018
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Source ISBN: 9780008327255
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Version 2018-09-13
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Come back now, please, I’ve got so much to tell you.
YASS, CONTENTS!
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The One With All the Content
The One Where I Thought I Would Flip Inside Out
The One Where I Discovered Ritalin, My Childhood (Not So) Imaginary Friend
The One About My Fake Brother, Michael
The One Where I Was Bullied at School, I Think
The One About Falling in Love With Comedy
The One About Surviving Drama School
The One With the Other Gross Man
The One Where My Heart Was Cut Open
The One About Jo and How I Got in Trouble at Yoga
The One Where I Discovered Being Famous on Instagram is Like Being Rich in Monopoly
The One Where I Went to America
The One When Harry Met Celeste
The One Where I Became an #accidental(role)model
The One About Loving Our Bodies #bopo
The One With the Totally Authentic 100% Genuine 28-Day Guide to Being Hangry
The One Where I Explain Why I Don’t Hate Hot People
The One Where I Became an Anti-influencer