grinned, then asked, ‘Anything you’d like to tell me, Westaby? The mitral valve isn’t in the right ventricle, you know. I thought you were bright.’ He winked at Sister, announced that he was going for tea and meanwhile not to let Westaby do anything stupid.
I scraped my nerves from the ceiling, took stock and tied that last knot. The heart seemed to be working fine, despite my assault. There was blood all down my gown, on Lord Brock’s boots and in a pool on the marble floor, but the blood pressure was back to normal. Today’s battle had been won.
I looked at Sister, who was just a pair of cool blue eyes above the mask, and reached for her blood-stained rubber glove to say thanks for saving both of us. By the time Mr Paneth took over it was as if nothing had happened, apart from jokes about the extra needlework on the front of the heart. I felt like screaming at him, ‘Why didn’t you tell me she was a fucking re-do?’, then realised that he probably had no recollection of that as it was many months since he’d talked to her in Outpatients.
The rest of the operation went smoothly. Dr English and the perfusionist continued their chess game, I held the sucker and Paneth chopped out the deformed valve, replacing it with a ‘ball in cage’ prosthesis. Then lots of stitching-up.
There was no end to the day for surgical residents. That night I sat in the intensive care unit waiting for the old lady to wake up, desperately hoping that she wasn’t brain damaged and wondering how I’d have felt had she bled to her death on the operating theatre floor. Would I have had the grit to continue? Or would my surgical career have ended that day? There was such a very fine line between hero and zero, but I’d survived. I just wanted her to wake up now.
Her husband and daughter were keeping vigil by her bedside. Her husband asked whether the operation had gone well. I just glibly said, ‘Yes, very well. Mr Paneth did a great job,’ avoiding any implication that I’d fucked up.
As if to order, she opened her eyes. A wave of relief flowed over me. Husband and daughter jumped to their feet, making sure that she could see them as she stared up at the ceiling, still transfixed by the breathing tube. They reached out for her hand. At that point I realised something – heart surgery might become an everyday occurrence for me, but for the patient and their relatives it is once in a lifetime, and absolutely terrifying. Treat them kindly.
Cardiac surgery is like quicksand. Once in it you’re sucked deeper and deeper, and I struggled to leave the hospital in case something remarkable happened and I missed it. I spent endless hours sitting beside the cots of Mr Lincoln’s babies, listening to the bip, bip, bip of the monitors, watching the blood pressure sag and trying to get it up again, hoping that blood would stop dripping into the drains.
The next débâcle followed quite quickly. One Saturday evening before Christmas, a group of residents were in the pub following dinner in the mess. Because there was no casualty department at the Brompton it was highly unusual for emergency operations to be held at night, particularly over the weekend. With a couple of pints of beer on board we were alerted by the switchboard that an American Air Force jet had taken off from Iceland carrying a young man injured in a road-traffic accident. He had a tear in the wall of the aorta and Mr Paneth was coming in to operate. Bad problem, both the injury and the beer. Not so much the amount of alcohol – we were used to that – more the volume of urine to pass during a four-hour operation. Nor could I avoid being involved, as Paneth would need two assistants. Although there was no way I could maintain concentration with a bursting bladder, I didn’t want to lose face by asking to leave, like a whimpering schoolboy with his hand up in class.
As the senior registrar went off to make arrangements with the operating theatres I pondered the possibilities. What about a urinary catheter and drainage bag for the duration of the procedure? I didn’t really relish the idea of passing the catheter myself. Nor the discomfort of standing with the bag of urine strapped to my leg. And then it dawned on me. Lord Brock’s operating theatre boots! One of them would hold a couple of pints, and with a length of Paul’s tubing – thin-walled rubber tubing that was once used for incontinent males – there would be less risk of a bladder infection than if I inserted my own urinary catheter.
I went to the wards in search of the tubing. This came in a roll to be cut to the appropriate length, in my case that of my inside leg. Once I’d found a supply, off I went to the surgeons’ changing room as I was keen to be in theatre all ready to go – with my clipboard and white boots as usual, tubing attached with sticky tape – when the boss arrived. And I was just in time, the ambulance screeching in from Heathrow much sooner than we’d anticipated. Those jets were fast.
We were opening through the ribs of the left side of the chest by midnight and soon encountered bleeding. Paneth was in an irascible mood, having been called out of a Christmas party. As I predicted the beer soon began to make its effects tell and my registrar colleague became restless, shifting from foot to foot and losing concentration. Eventually he had to excuse himself, so I moved into the first assistant position, coughing loudly to disguise the unusual squelching sound. I stayed in his position after he returned as I had no discomfort, despite the fact that my right Wellington boot was slowly filling. After another twenty minutes the registrar had to go out again.
By now the patient was safe, but Paneth was cross. ‘What’s wrong with him? He’s been in the pub, hasn’t he? He’s been drinking.’
‘I really don’t know about that, Mr Paneth. I’ve been studying in the library all evening,’ I replied, waiting to be struck down by a thunderbolt. But it never came.
‘Well done, Westaby,’ he said instead. ‘You get on and close the chest. He can assist you for a change. See you on Monday.’
I disposed of the evidence and accompanied the young man back to intensive care. No one ever knew.
Now beyond sleep, I sat drinking coffee in the paediatric intensive care unit. I talked with the nurses while watching tiny people struggle for life at Christmas in their cosy incubators. As surgical trainees we were all chronically sleep deprived, but there was little excitement in sleep. Sleep was something for the odd weekend off. We were adrenaline junkies living on a continuous high, craving action. From bleeding patients to cardiac arrests. From theatre to intensive care. From pub to party.
Sleep deprivation underpins the psychopathy of the surgical mind – immunity to stress, an ability to take risks, the loss of empathy. Bit by bit I was joining that exclusive club.
4
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
Thomas Edison
October 1979. I was Senior Registrar with the thoracic surgery team at Harefield Hospital in north London. Everyone training in heart surgery had to learn to operate on the lungs and gullet as well, and this meant working with cancer, which I found deeply depressing. Too often it had already spread to other parts of the body, and for most patients the prognosis was grim, so they were depressed too. Moreover, there was an element of monotony about it. The choices were stark: between taking out half a lung or the whole lung, on the right or on the left, or removing the upper part of the gullet or the lower half. After doing each one of these procedures a hundred times it was no longer very stimulating.
Every so often a more challenging case would present itself. Mario was a forty-two-year-old Italian engineer working on a restoration project in Saudi Arabia. A jovial family man, he’d gone to the kingdom hoping to earn enough money to buy a house, which meant toiling hours on end at a large industrial complex outside Jeddah in the searing desert heat. Then catastrophe. Without warning, while he was working in an enclosed area, a huge boiler exploded, filling the air with steam. Steam under high pressure. It scalded his face and burnt the lining of his windpipe and bronchial tubes.
The shock almost killed him immediately. The scalded tissues were dead and whole sheets of necrotic membrane sloughed off from