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The Third-Floor Flat
A Short Story
by Agatha Christie
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The Third-Floor Flat
‘The Third-Floor Flat’ was first published in Hutchinson’s Story Magazine, January 1929.
‘Bother!’ said Pat.
With a deepening frown she rummaged wildly in the silken trifle she called an evening bag. Two young men and another girl watched her anxiously. They were all standing outside the closed door of Patricia Garnett’s flat.
‘It’s no good,’ said Pat. ‘It’s not there. And now what shall we do?’
‘What is life without a latchkey?’ murmured Jimmy Faulkener.
He was a short, broad-shouldered young man, with good-tempered blue eyes.
Pat turned on him angrily. ‘Don’t make jokes, Jimmy. This is serious.’
‘Look again, Pat,’ said Donovan Bailey. ‘It must be there somewhere.’
He had a lazy, pleasant voice that matched his lean, dark figure.
‘If you ever brought it out,’ said the other girl, Mildred Hope.
‘Of course I brought it out,’ said Pat. ‘I believe I gave it to one of you two.’ She turned on the men accusingly. ‘I told Donovan to take it for me.’
But she was not to find a scapegoat so easily. Donovan put in a firm disclaimer, and Jimmy backed him up.
‘I saw you put it in your bag, myself,’ said Jimmy.
‘Well, then, one of you dropped it out when you picked up my bag. I’ve dropped it once or twice.’
‘Once or twice!’ said Donovan. ‘You’ve dropped it a dozen times at least, besides leaving it behind on every possible occasion.’
‘I can’t see why everything on earth doesn’t drop out of it the whole time,’ said Jimmy.
‘The point is – how are we going to get in?’ said Mildred.
She was a sensible girl, who kept to the point, but she was not nearly so attractive as the impulsive and troublesome Pat.
All four of them regarded the closed door blankly.
‘Couldn’t the porter help?’ suggested Jimmy. ‘Hasn’t he got a master key or something of that kind?’
Pat shook her head. There were only two keys. One was inside the flat hung up in the kitchen and the other was – or should be – in the maligned bag.
‘If only the flat were on the ground floor,’ wailed Pat. ‘We could have broken open a window or something. Donovan, you wouldn’t like to be a cat burglar, would you?’
Donovan declined firmly but politely to be a cat burglar.
‘A flat on the fourth floor is a bit of an undertaking,’ said Jimmy.
‘How about a fire-escape?’ suggested Donovan.
‘There isn’t one.’
‘There should be,’ said Jimmy. ‘A building five storeys high ought to have a fire-escape.’
‘I dare say,’ said Pat. ‘But what should be doesn’t help us. How am I ever to get into my flat?’
‘Isn’t there a sort of thingummybob?’ said Donovan. ‘A thing the tradesmen send up chops and brussels sprouts in?’
‘The service lift,’ said Pat. ‘Oh yes, but it’s only a sort of wire-basket thing. Oh wait – I know. What about the coal lift?’
‘Now that,’ said Donovan, ‘is an idea.’
Mildred made a discouraging suggestion. ‘It’ll be bolted,’ she said. ‘In Pat’s kitchen, I mean, on the inside.’
But the idea was instantly negatived.
‘Don’t you believe it,’ said Donovan.
‘Not in Pat’s kitchen,’ said Jimmy. ‘Pat never locks and bolts things.’
‘I don’t think it’s bolted,’ said Pat. ‘I took the dustbin off this morning, and I’m sure I never bolted it afterwards, and I don’t think I’ve been near it since.’
‘Well,’ said Donovan, ‘that fact’s going to be very useful to us tonight, but, all the same, young Pat, let me point out to you that these slack habits are leaving you at the mercy of burglars – non-feline – every night.’
Pat disregarded these admonitions.
‘Come on,’ she cried, and began racing down the four flights of stairs. The others followed her. Pat led them through a dark recess, apparently full to overflowing of perambulators, and through another door into the well of the flats, and guided them to the right lift. There was, at the moment, a dustbin on it. Donovan lifted it off and stepped gingerly on to the platform in its place. He wrinkled up his nose.
‘A little noìsome,’ he remarked. ‘But what of that? Do I go alone on this venture or is anyone coming with me?’
‘I’ll come, too,’ said Jimmy.
He stepped on by Donovan’s side.
‘I suppose the lift will bear me,’ he added doubtfully.
‘You can’t weigh much more than a ton of coal,’ said Pat, who had never been particularly strong on her weights-and-measures table.