The Little Book of Zlatan. Malcolm Olivers

ZLATAN ON … ZLATAN

      ‘Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.’

       Zlatan Ibrahimović

      ‘When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari.’

       Zlatan Ibrahimović

      ‘The only time Zlatan was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.’

       Zlatan Ibrahimović

      ‘First I went left, and he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.’

       Zlatan Ibrahimović

      ‘I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.’

       Zlatan Ibrahimović

      ‘Zlatan’s computer has no “backspace” button — Zlatan doesn’t make mistakes.’

       Zlatan Ibrahimović

      ‘My dog picks up its own mess. Zlatan will not take shit from anyone.’

       Zlatan Ibrahimović

      ‘One thing is for sure. A World Cup without Zlatan is nothing to watch.’

       Zlatan Ibrahimović

      ‘I think I’m like wine. The older I get, the better I get.’