more comment like that and you’re a dead man.
Thomas saw it too: ‘Cool it, McGinty, he’s only winding you up. You know how Monty got here. They were pushed back all along the coast. But hey, this is as good a place as I’ve seen to stand and fight.’ He turned to Miller: ‘What about you, Josh? You’re the student of classical history, you know your battles. Is this a good place to fight?’
Bigelow spoke before Miller could answer: ‘Is anywhere a good place to fight?’
McGinty saw his chance: ‘Oh, here we go. The philosophy student is here, guys. Say hello to the professor.’
Turk looked at him: ‘Aw, give it a rest, Joe. It was a fair comment. Who wants to fight anywhere?’
McGinty shook his head: ‘What puzzles me, Charlie, is how you ever got into Harvard.’
‘You seen me play? That’s how. And if you got anything to say about my brains clever klutz then talk to the fist, big boy. Dumb Mick.’
Thomas stood up, ready to stop the fight. But Miller had seen it too, and knew that they were just tired of waiting and wound up not in fact by each other but merely by the terrible nervous tension which ran through everyone, the sense of the approaching battle and all the uncertainty it brought. He interrupted: ‘In point of fact this is a good defensive position. We have the sea on one side and the Quattara Depression on the other. We have no flanks.’
McGinty looked interested: ‘So what you’re saying is, we’re safer here.’
‘You could put it that way, yes.’
Thomas sat back down. Turk began to shuffle the cards. Miller looked back at the book: ‘Cyrus was pleased when he saw the Greeks winning and driving the enemy back before them…but he was not so carried away as to join in the pursuit…Seeing that no frontal attack was being made he wheeled right in an outflanking movement…’
He wondered whether Rommel or whoever was now commanding the Germans and Italians over there might attempt something similar. Must remember to ask Lieutenant Thomas that one. Thomas was a good guy, in charge of a platoon of Fifteen Company of which they were a section. Each platoon contained five sections three of them with four ambulances, two with five. Each section was manned by one NCO, a spare driver, a mechanic and five drivers, eight men in all for four or five ambulances.
Thomas had been out here since May, taken part in the retreat from Tobruk and had seen a few friends die. Stuka attacks mostly. But there had been one time when the Germans had caught a convoy with machine-gun fire and mortars. Sometimes he spoke about it. Sometimes not. His actual name was Evan Winchall Thomas II and he was heir to a fortune on the east coast. His ambition, he had told Miller one starry evening as they sat drinking beer, was to go into publishing and Miller wondered whether he would ever achieve it.
Since July Thomas’s platoon along with four others, with a total availability of twenty-two in all, had been posted to the New Zealanders. That was something else that had struck him in Cairo. The fact that they had come from all over the world to fight this war. Cairo, already a cosmopolitan city, was made all the more exotic by the thousands of battledress-clad men and women who thronged its streets by day and night. Miller had not visited the notorious Birka red-light district, though encouraged to do so by Turk. He had no desire to watch an ugly couple copulating for money. He had luxuriated though in the coffee houses, had drunk mint tea in Al Fashawi’s in the bazaar and eaten ice-cream at Groppi’s.
Alexandria if anything was better and they had been allowed to use the New Zealanders’ YMCA hostel where they could get a clean bed and breakfast for sixty-two cents. Miller looked up. The situation was still tense.
‘What’s your opinion of Cairo, Professor?’
Bigelow looked up from his rock and twiddled his spectacles: ‘Cairo is like a woman. A woman who has let herself go. She is not young, far from it, and is over-painted, overpowdered, overscented and fat. Her vices, while somewhat deplorable can be amusing, but what is really unforgivable is her lack of fastidiousness with regard to her own person. She is though, a lady and something of a wit.’
Turk laughed: ‘I never heard such crap, Prof.’
Miller smiled. ‘You’ve excelled yourself, Ed. And I tend to agree with you, on all counts.’
Turk spoke: ‘Prof, what I don’t get is why you’re here out in the desert with us and not back in Cairo in HQ.’
‘Because I want to be here. What is the point of observing the action when you can be part of it?’
‘Looks like you’re about to get your chance.’ McGinty pointed to a soldier wearing a tin hat who was running in the direction of the lieutenant. The man presented him with a sheet of paper, saluted and ran off, before Thomas had time to return the gesture.
‘I don’t think I’ll ever get used to this saluting lark.’ He unfolded the paper: ‘Thank God, orders.’ He read carefully then folded the paper and put it in his breast pocket. ‘OK, saddle up, guys. We’re to drive to the New Zealand field dressing-station.’ He pointed: ‘It’s no more than a mile down that track. Moon Track.’
Half an hour later, as they bumped across the sand, Miller thanked God for the Dodges and their superior suspension. McGinty read his mind: ‘This vehicle is the ultimate in comfort.’
‘You know, we’re lucky to have it. The new guys have had to take what they could, mostly crummy British Humbers and Austins.’
The ambulances had become their homes, infinitely preferable to occupying the trenches and dugouts abandoned by the enemy which were often infested with rats and fleas. Instead the Dodges offered bedroom, dining room and kitchen. An old shell storage box strapped to the front fender made a fine wardrobe, lice and flea-free and the exhaust pipe doubled up as a camp stove. By night they draped blankets across the windows to avoid infringing the blackout while a stretcher slung in the centre made an excellent table.
Miller reflected how quickly they had adapted to the hardships of desert life. The soldiers had been helpful, cautioning them not to put their hand into any holes in rocks; scorpions and vipers liked nothing better than a nice dark hole; always to check their boots before they put them on for the same reason. They had showed them how to ‘brew up’, that meant make tea, using a sand cooker where you tipped petrol into a tin half-filled with sand then set fire to it before putting your billy-can on the top to boil the water. Sweet and strong, that was how the British soldiers liked their tea, the New Zealanders too. Miller was beginning to get a taste for it. Well, there was no alternative. Nothing of course could prepare you for the khamsin, the desert wind that blew across the sand fifty days of every year. The Bedouin said ‘if the khamsin blows for three days a man can surely kill his wife. For five days and he has the right to kill his neighbour. Seven days and he may kill himself.’
At length they arrived at the field dressing-station, a New Zealand station just inside the British minefield area. The first thing that struck Miller was the bigger-than-usual lorry parked up beside the surgical tent. Pictured on its side was a vampire bat. A blood truck, refrigerated. No sooner had they pulled up than to their surprise a British voice addressed them, straight from the Home Counties rather than Auckland or Wellington.
‘I say, you men there. This way.’ A British army officer was standing beside the entrance to the surgical tent. He smiled: ‘Captain Anderson, Army Medical Corps. You’re the Americans?’
‘That’s us, sir. All the way from the US of A. Here to help in any way we can, Captain.’
‘Well, glad to have you here. I trust that all your men are acquainted with the battle evacuation procedure?’
Thomas nodded: ‘Sure, Captain. We’ve studied it enough. Stretcher-bearers bring the wounded to the regimental aid post where they’re seen by the MO then we pick ’em up and take them to an advanced dressing-station for treatment.’
The captain suddenly noticed the door of the Dodge on which was painted the