Grumpy Old Men: A Manual for the British Malcontent. David Quantick

      

      DAVID QUANTICK

      GRUMPY OLD MEN

       A Manual for the British Malcontent

      CONTENTS

       Cover

       Title Page

Introduction

ENTERTAINMENT

Cinemas

Movie Trailers

Hair Ads

Perfume Ads

Loan Ads

Booze Ads

‘Irish’ Pubs

The Theatre

DVDs

Plays

Rock Musicals

Theme Pubs

ANIMALS

Cats

Squirrels

Wasps

City Pigeons

HOTELS

Hotel Rooms

Hotel Bathrooms

Hotel Towels

Hotel TV

Hotel Keys

Muzak

Tipping

ROADS

Speed Bumps

Speed Cameras

Parking Meters

Clamping

Minicabs

       Black Cabs

       Trendy Scooters

       Urban Cyclists

       Mountain Bikes

       Penny-Farthing

       FOOD

       Burger Bars

       Celebrity Chefs

       Take-Away Pizza Parlours

       Hot-Dog Vendors

       Bad Restaurants

       Supermarkets

       Supermarket Trolleys

       THE FRENCH

       Parisians

       French Music

       French Hotels

       French Design

       French Toilets

       LEISURE

       Caravans

       The British Seaside

       Airports

       Airport Book Stores