Charles Cumming

A Spy by Nature


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aspirin, feeling them dry and hard in my fingertips. Drinking water from a cupped hand, I tip back my head and let the pills bump down my throat. My reflection in the mirror is dazed and washed out. Have to get myself together for Rouse.

      Behind me, the door on one of the cubicles unbolts. I hadn’t realized there was someone else in the room. I watch in the mirror as Pyman comes out of the cubicle nearest the wall. He looks up and catches my eye, then glances down, registering the strip of pills lying used on the counter. What looks like mild shock passes quickly over his face. I say hello in the calmest, it’s-only-aspirin voice I can muster, but my larynx cracks and the words come out subfalsetto. He says nothing, walking out without a word.

      I spit a hoarse ‘fuck’ into the room, yet something body-tired and denying immediately erases what has just occurred. Pyman has seen nothing untoward, nothing that might adversely affect my candidacy. He was simply surprised to see me in here, and in no mood to strike up a conversation. I cannot be the first person at Sisby to get a headache late in the afternoon on the first day. He will have forgotten all about it by the time he goes home.

      This conclusion allows me to concentrate on the imminent interview with Rouse, whose office–B14–I begin searching for along the corridors of the third floor. The room is situated in the northwestern corner of the building, with a makeshift nameplate taped crudely to the door: MARTIN ROUSE: AFS NON-QT/CSSB SPECIAL.

      I knock confidently. There is a loud, ‘Come in.’

      His office smells of bad breath. Rouse is pacing by the window like a troubled general, the tail of a crumpled white shirt creeping out the back of his trousers.

      ‘Sit down, Mr Milius,’ he says. There is no shaking of hands.

      I settle into a hard-backed chair opposite his desk, which has just a few files and a lamp on it, nothing more. A temporary home. The window looks out over St. James’s Park.

      ‘Everything going okay so far?’

      ‘Fine, thank you. Yes.’

      He has yet to sit down, yet to look at me, still gazing out the window.

      ‘Candidates always complain about the Numerical Facility tests. You find those difficult?’

      It isn’t clear from his tone whether he is being playful or serious.

      ‘It’s been a long time since I had to do maths without a calculator. Good exercise for the brain.’

      ‘Yes,’ he says, murmuring.

      It is as if his thoughts are elsewhere. It was not possible during the group exercise to get a look at the shape of the man, the actual physical presence, but I can now do so. His chalky face is entirely without distinguishing characteristics, neither handsome nor ugly, though the cheekbones are swollen with fat. He has the build of a rugby player, but any muscle on his broad shoulders has turned fleshy, pushing out his shirt in unsightly lumps. Why do we persist with the notion of the glamorous spy? Rouse would not look out of place behind the counter of a butcher’s shop. He sits down.

      ‘I imagine you’ve come well prepared.’

      ‘In what sense?’

      ‘You were asked to revise some specialist subjects.’

      ‘Yes.’

      His manner is almost dismissive. He is fiddling with a fountain pen on his desk. Too many thoughts in his head at any one time.

      ‘And what have you read up on?’

      I am starting to feel awkward.

      ‘The Irish peace process…’

      He interrupts before I have a chance to finish.

      ‘Ah! And what were your conclusions?’

      ‘About what?’

      ‘About the Irish peace process,’ he says impatiently. The speed of his voice has quickened considerably.

      ‘Which aspect of it?’

      He plucks a word out of the air.

      ‘Unionism.’

      ‘I think there’s a danger that John Major’s government will jeopardize the situation in Ulster by pandering to the Unionist vote in the House of Commons.’

      ‘You do?’

      ‘Yes.’

      ‘And what would you do instead? I don’t see that the prime minister has any alternative. He requires legislation to be passed, motions of no confidence to be quashed. What would you do in his place?’

      This quick, abrasive style is what I had expected from Lucas and Liddiard. More of a contest, an absence of civility.

      ‘It’s a question of priorities.’

      ‘What do you mean?’

      He is coming at me quickly, rapid jabs under pressure, allowing me no time to design my answers.

      ‘I mean does he value the lives of innocent civilians more than he values the safety of his own job?’

      ‘That’s a very cynical way of looking at a very complex situation. The prime minister has a responsibility to his party, to his MPs. Why should he allow terrorists to dictate how he does his job?’

      ‘I don’t accept the premise behind your question. He’s not allowing terrorists to do that. Sinn Fein/IRA have made it clear that they are prepared to come to the negotiating table and yet Major is going to make decommissioning an explicit requirement of that, something he knows will never happen. He’s not interested in peace. He’s simply out to save his own skin.’

      ‘You don’t think the IRA should hand over its weapons?’

      ‘Of course I do. In an ideal world. But they never will.’

      ‘So you would just give in to that? You would be prepared to negotiate with armed terrorist organizations?’

      ‘If there was a guarantee that those arms would not be used during that negotiating process, yes.’

      ‘And if they were?’

      ‘At least then the fault would lie with Sinn Fein. At least then the peace process would have been given a chance.’

      Rouse leans back. The skin of his stomach is visible as pink through the thin cotton of his shirt. Here sits a man whose job it is to persuade Americans to betray their country.

      ‘I take your point.’

      This is something of a breakthrough. There is a first smile.

      ‘What else, then?’

      ‘I’m sorry, I don’t understand.’

      ‘What else have you prepared?’

      ‘Oh.’ I had not known what he meant. ‘I’ve done some research on the Brent Spar oil platform and some work on the Middle East.’

      Rouse’s face remains expressionless. I feel a droplet of sweat fall inside my shirt, tracing its way down to my waist. It appears that neither of these subjects interests him. He picks up a clipboard from the desk, turning over three pages until his eyes settle on what he is looking for. All these guys have clipboards.

      ‘Do you believe what you said about America?’

      ‘When?’

      He looks at his notes, reading off the shorthand, quoting me, “‘The Americans have a very parochial view of Europe. They see us as a small country.’”

      He looks up, eyebrows raised. Again it is not clear whether this is something Rouse agrees with, or whether his experience in Washington has proved otherwise. Almost certainly, he will listen to what I have to say and then take up a deliberately contrary position.

      ‘I believe that there is an insularity to the American mind. They are an inward-looking people.’

      ‘Based