IF YOU GOT A
COUPLE MILLION TO
SPARE. I HEAR THE
SAUDIS BOUGHT
A DOZEN.
I READ
THAT JAY LENO’S
GOT ONE.
YEAH, AND
THE NEW TESLA
REALLY LOOKS LIKE ONE.
THAT’S NOT THE POINT.
POINT IS, THEY SHOULDN’T
BE ALLOWED TO FLY THEM
IN THE CITY. IF ONE OF
THEM CRASHES...
THEY DON’T
CRASH.
SAYS WHO?
THE MUNCHKINS?
I MEAN, WHAT THE
HELL DO YOU EXPECT
THEM TO SAY?
ACTUALLY,
THEY’RE DESIGNED
NOT TO CRASH. EVEN
IF YOU TRY TO SMASH INTO SOMETHING, THE SKIMMER WON’T LET YOU.
NOW, IF
YOU’LL EXCUSE
ME, THIS IS
MY STOP.
FIGURES.
SON
OF A...
HEY!
STOP!
POLICE!
COPS! EVERYBODY SPLIT!
EARTHBLOODS!
GRAB AS MANY
AS YOU CAN!
PUT
DOWN THE
BAT, SON.
HAHA
HAHAHA
HAHA!
I SAID
DROP IT,
YOU LITTLE
SHIT!
DROP
THE GUN,
ASSHOLE!
NOW!
OKAY,
AGAINST THE
WALL. SPREAD
’EM!
I’M A
COP, FOR
CHRISSAKE!
UH-HUH.
SURE YOU ARE.
LET’S SEE
A BADGE
THEN
I...
I SEEM
TO HAVE
LOST IT.
RIGHT.
HAPPENS TO
ME ALL THE TIME. NOW GET MOVING!
WAIT! IT’S
GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE
SOMEPLACE–
YOU HAVE
THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO AN ATTORNEY. IF
YOU CAN’T AFFORD
ONE, ONE WILL BE
APPOINTED FOR
YOU–
LISTEN TO
ME, OFFICER...
OFFICER...WHAT’S
YOUR NAME?
OFFICER
LISA RUTLEDGE.
ANYTHING YOU SAY
CAN AND WILL BE USED
AGAINST YOU...
ESPECIALLY THAT CRAP
ABOUT BEING A COP!
IN YOU GO.
YOU
ALL RIGHT,
MA’AM?
WHAT
DID SHE
SAY?
AYSACH LEESAY NOAHASOMU WAILAANIS. CHAIT SLEEVA CHAI!
HOW THE
HELL DO I KNOW?
I DON’T SPEAK
MUNCHKIN.
I DON’T
BELIEVE THIS!
LIFE’S A
BITCH, MAN.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU
GET YOUR ASS HANDED
TO YOU BY A BUNCH
OF UMPA
LUMPA-LOVIN’
COPS!
THIS IS
NOT HAPPENING ON MY FIRST DAY.
LISTEN, IF YOU
COULD JUST LET
ME SPEAK TO THE
CAPTAIN...
I WANT
A SHYSTER,
MAN! I GOT
RIGHTS!
...CAN I
GET YOUR FULL
NAME FOR OUR
REPORT?
JANE
MANISCALCO,
DEAR.
GET
YOUR HANDS
OFF!
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
HOW DO
YOU SPELL THAT,
MA’AM?
MANISCALCO.
JUST LIKE IT SOUNDS,
OFFICER PARK. IT’S
NOT JUST THE
MONEY.
ALL MY CREDIT
CARDS WERE IN
THERE. AND THE PICTURES
OF MY GRANDKIDS...
AND MY DRIVER’S
LICENSE.
WE’LL DO
OUR BEST TO GET
THEM BACK FOR YOU,
MRS. MANISCALCO.
CAN YOU DESCRIBE
THE PURSE?
YOU WERE
THERE, OFFICER
MORELLO.
BROWN.
IT WAS
BROWN.
OR DID
I TAKE THE
BLACK ONE
TODAY?
YOU AND PARK
HAD HIM, AND YOU
LET