n’iru, gba mgba, na – echi uzo, na – echi mmadu, na – echi mmadu, bia n’aka!!!!! – Zulka kuuru ume ma gbaa nkpu – Aaaaaooo!!!!!!!
– Achọla akwa dị ka ezi. – Pukik wee pụọ.
– Ma gịnị bụ «ezi»?
– Amaghị m, n’ihi ya, o mere m.
– Site ebe?
– Site kamel.
– Kamel? Gịnị bụ okwu a?
– Ah?.. Ee, ya na ezi. Hapụ m aka, amala jijiji.
– Ahh! Eeh, zuru ike.
– Kedu, «aaaaa»? – kwusi Pukik.
– Ee, achọpụtara m?! – Zulka gbara anya ya.
– Gịnị, «ghọtara»?
– Nke ahụ bụ «ezì» bụ «kamel», na «kamel» bụ..
– «ezì»! – gbakwunye shard wee weta mgbọrọgwụ ọzọ site na mgbidi. – Adịghị enwu… you chọrọ iri? – ma rapara ya n’anya ya.
– Ugh.. – ọ fesara. – Ee, kedu ihe ị na-eri, mana rie. Lee anya gburugburu. Lee ka ihe niile si maa mma, ọchịchịrị..
– Toto na ya, nke gbara ọchịchịrị na-enweghị ihu ahụghị anya, belụsọ nke gị.
– Ma ị lere anya nke ọma, nke a bụ ala nna gị, ala nna gị!!
Pukik ji nzuzu ma jiri nwayọ welite okpokoro isi ya wee tụgharịa legide anya wee hụkwa ihe ọ bụla. Ọ na-elegide anya n’okpuru na-enweghị ike ọhụụ na ọhụụ n’akụkụ… na ọzọ site na.
– Ee, ị naghị ele anya, kama lee anya n’ime, lee miri emi n’okwu ahụ…
– Gịnị?
– Nke a!.. Ihe anyị chọrọ n’ime.
– Anaghị m ahụ ihe ọ bụla. – ma Pukik jiri iwe wee belata ya shard.
– Olee otu a si: ahụrụ m, mana ị naghị ahụ ya? -Zulka ji olu aka ya jidere okpokoro isi ya abụọ wee bido tụgharịa: ugbu a gaa n’aka nri, yana n’aka ekpe, agbago, gbadaa … – Ugbu a ị na-ahụ ịma mma nke ọchịchịrị nke ala nna?
– Ya mere gịnị?! – Punkik. – ọ bụ otu ihe ahụ na-ewute..
– Ee, ị lere anya ka mma! O we ju n’ije dika nwatakiri nke-ọma dika onye-ọ̀chọ-ukwu. Okpokoro isi ya gbara, na ọbụghị kpakpando pụtara, ma ntụpọ n’anya ya.
– Hapu m aka, ihe ojoo. ọ kwara.
– Ah bẹ?! – ma ya onwere, site na iji ike ya karie ya, ma enwee ihe ojoo okpukpu abuo karie Kazul, megharia akwara anya ya ma tuo ya, site na inlocia of angular velocity, megide mgbidi. Nkịtị ahụ enweghị njedebe akwara, ya mere na ọ naghị ewute ya mgbu, yabụ Pukik malitere ịgbago ebe siri ike dị ka bọl bọlbụ na-acha uhie uhie na ịpị ihu ya megide nkume nke na-arapara na mgbidi, wee banye n’uko ụlọ, mgbe ahụ uko ụlọ, banyere ala, ọzọ megide mgbidi ahụ, mgbidi ọzọ banyere ala, ọzọ banyere mgbidi, uko, banyere ala, ọzọ banyere mgbidi ahụ, mgbidi ọzọ, uko ụlọ, banyere ala, banyere mgbidi ahụ, mgbidi nke ọzọ wee gbaa ọsọ gaa Zulka.
– Bịa n’onwe gị, ma ọ bụghị n’oge na – adịghị anya a ga – enwe ụdị mbelata… – Shisha wee kubie ume.
– Gịnị bụ ndebiri? – Zulka gbara mbọ ileda anya, mana bọọlụ agbachiri ma kpụrụ ya ọnụ site na akwara nke agba agba gara aga.
– Ikwesiri ịga klas. – kazul ọzọ gara n’ihu na-akpọ Soplyushka. – in Galupia, ka ọdachi ahụ dakwasịrị.
– Ahịa nke radieshon bara uru abatala. -awara agbawa nke mbu, akporo ya – Nke mbu.
– Cesspools … – gbakwunye nke abụọ, a na-akpọkwa ya otu.
– Ya mere, ka mmadụ niile ghara ịnwụ n’ihe ọma, a ga-emebi ndị na-eme ihe ọjọọ.
– Mee ha nri maka ezi mmadu.
– Ee, anyị ga – anwụ ma ọ bụrụ na anyị achọtaghị nri ọzọ. – Shisha kwubiri, ha bekwara nkpu ozugbo. Zulka amatabeghị ihe ekwuru, ọ dị mkpa karịa ka ọ mepee ngwa ngwa, wee bulie onwe ya elu, gbajie otu n’ime ntụgharị na nku anya site n’enyemaka nke ọkpụkpụ-agbapụta wee na-apụta na-enweghị isi, mgbe ahụ na winding ya na oge ise. Otu anya gbadoro n’elu, mgbe obere oge, ahụ gbagoro wee gbue anya, tụọ ya. Anya gbagoro n’ahụ ahụ ma gbatịa akwara na olu, ọ na-apụta ma dọkpụrụ n’azụ anya n’akụkụ ọwara. Anya ahụ enweghị mgbacha agba ma, n’ihi otu mgbatị, dọkpụrụ Zulka, tie aka n’akụkụ mgbidi wee tufuo oghere. Chopik fepụrụ ma anya ya gbachie oghere ahụ. Themụnna ndị ahụ gbagara na mgbapụta ma, dị ka nke mbụ, «dọpụta ihe» site na mgba ọkụ, jiri ihe isi ike, site na mbọ nke ise ha wepụrụ anya ha site na jam na mgbidi gbarụrụ, na-eme ka amaghị ihe ọ bụla na nnukwu oghere ahụ. Tupu obodo ahụ, Galupy amaghị banyere ndụ terrestrial, ma ọ bụ nchịkwa emeghị ka ha mata.
Ha nile buliri elu n’elu ikiri ụkwụ ma nwee mmetụta nke eke anwụ nke ụwa ruo mgbe anwụ na-emeghị hụ obodo ahụ.
Na mberede, ututu abia ozo, nkịta nkwọcha Stasyan agbabeghị n’ime oghere ahụ wee rapara n’elu ala afọ ya…
– Oh, onye ka ị bụ? – jụrụ Zulka.
– See ya!! – tiri mkpu crock nke iri, ndị ọgụ ọdịnihu wee lụ ọgụ ọgụ akpọrọ «mgbochi ụgbọ elu.» Site n’okpume ya, ijiji niile mebisịrị wee gbalaga, nke nwụrụ, ndị nke atọ gbapụrụ.
– Oo, ah, ah, ah, ah!!!!! nza nke nchara ncha wee tie mkpu. – for giniooooooo????
Stasyan aghọtaghị ụgbụ ha n’ihi ya kpebiri na ya ga-azọrọ onwe ya na iri nri. O toro okpukpu abụọ karịa kazuli, n’ihi ya kwa, ejiri anya ya jide Shisha. O tiri mkpu.
– Aahai yay yay, o na ata aru, Muo, onye nzuzu na ario aririo ya. Kpoo ya, ndi bekee. – shards ahụ wee fefee n’ime nza, tie ya ihe, ma ike Zulka siri ike mapupu ya na onu si. Mgbalị ya nyere aka na paws ya, nke ọ na-azaghachi, ebe ọ na-enwe azụ nke anụ ahụ site na mpụga oghere ahụ. O nweghi ike ife efe dika nke mbu. Site na nti nke ndi ala ọzọ ka nri ha nile feere na ijiji, ma o gha oso oso, oso oso oso oso oso, oso oso oso oso oso, oso oso oso, oso oso osop osop ke oyobio oro, osụhọde edede idap…
apulase nke atọ
n’ụzọ
Generalisiphilis n’onwe ya matara ihe merenụ na njedebe ọgba. Galupii nile, Onye isi ya, Semisrak. Ogbako a nke anataghi ihe omuma banyere Cherepovichs di na oghere nke Botva nke kansul nke Nnukwu Galupia (NBVPVG) guru ma muta uzo a. (Nora bu ihe eji eme ya; Botva bu nnabata nke ochichi).
– M na-arịọ onye ọ bụla ka ha bilie!! – ka onye ode akwụkwọ nta akụkọ nke Onye isi ala anyị, Casulia Zack, – Sam, His Sublime Without Tower Greatness, Generalisifilis All Galupov, Onye isi ala ya, Onye nwe ala, Semisrak prt… OOOOTSTOOOOY!!!!
Onye ọ bụla guzoro n’ọchịchịrị, ya bụ, na mpi.
– Haihai hylayek bir jules, bir ogbugbo. Oke