of the capital, and except in the matter of an occasional cock-fight, whenever it happened to be within reach, or a tough encounter with the squire, when a new pipe of claret was to be tasted, one or two occasional indiscretions, he became, as he himself declared, in all respects an ornament to society.
Lady Stukely, within a few months after the explosion with young Ashwoode, vented her indignation by actually marrying young Pigwiggynne. It was said, indeed, that they were not happy; of this, however, we cannot be sure; but it is undoubtedly certain that they used to beat, scratch, and pinch each other in private—whether in play merely, or with the serious intention of correcting one another's infirmities of temper, we know not. Several weeks before Lady Stukely's marriage, Emily Copland succeeded in her long-cherished schemes against the celibacy of poor Lord Aspenly. His lordship, however, lived on with a perseverance perfectly spiteful, and his lady, alas and alack-a-day, tired out, at length committed a faux pas—the trial is on record, and eventuated, it is sufficient to say, in a verdict for the plaintiff.
Of Chancey, we have only to say that his fate was as miserable as his life had been abject and guilty. When he arose after the tremendous fall which he had received at the hands of his employer, Nicholas Blarden, upon the memorable night which defeated all their schemes, for he did arise with life—intellect and remembrance were alike quenched—he was thenceforward a drivelling idiot. Though none cared to inquire into the cause and circumstances of his miserable privation, long was he well known and pointed out in the streets of Dublin, where he subsisted upon the scanty alms of superstitious charity, until at length, during the great frost in the year 1739, he was found dead one morning, in a corner under St. Audoen's Arch, stark and cold, cowering in his accustomed attitude.
Nicholas Blarden died upon his feather bed, and if every luxury which imagination can devise, or prodigal wealth procure, can avail to soothe the racking torments of the body, and the terrors of the appalled spirit, he died happy.
Of the other actors in this drama—with the exception of M'Quirk, who was publicly whipped for stealing four pounds of sausages from an eating house in Bride Street, and the Italian, who, we believe, was seen as groom-porter in Mr. Blarden's hell, for many years after—tradition is silent.
The House by the Church-Yard
A Prologue — Being a Dish of Village Chat
Chapter 1. The Rector’s Night-Walk to His Church
Chapter 2. The Nameless Coffin
Chapter 3. Mr. Mervyn in His Inn
Chapter 4. The Fair-Green of Palmerstown
Chapter 5. How the Royal Irish Artillery Entertained Some of the Neighbours at Dinner
Chapter 6. In which the Minstrelsy Proceeds
Chapter 8. Relating How Doctor Toole and Captain Devereux Went on a Moonlight Errand
Chapter 9. How a Squire was Found for the Knight of the Rueful Countenance
Chapter 11. Some Talk About the Haunted House — Being, as I Suppose, Only Old Woman’s Tales
Chapter 15. ÆSculapius to the Rescue
Chapter 16. The Ordeal by Battle
Chapter 17. Lieutenant Puddock Receives an Invitation and a Rap Over the Knuckles
Chapter 18. Relating How the Gentlemen Sat Over Their Claret, and How Dr. Sturk Saw a Face
Chapter 19. In which the Gentlemen Follow the Ladies
Chapter 27. Concerning the Troubles and the Shapes that Began to Gather About Doctor Sturk