Carolyn Wells

The Complete Patty Series (All 14 Children's Classics in One Volume)


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nice pretty one for you. Do you like it?"

      "I love it," said Patty, cuddling the little bunch of grey fur; "and Pudgy is just the right name for it. It's the fattest little cat I ever saw."

      "Yes," said Gilbert gravely; "don't let it get thin, will you?"

      "No, indeed," said Patty; "I'll feed it on strawberries and cream all the year round!"

      That same afternoon Patty and Aunt Alice started out on a cook-hunting expedition. A Cook's Tour, Frank called it; and the tourists took it very seriously.

      "Much of the success of your home, Patty," said Aunt Alice, as they were going to the Intelligence Office, "depends upon your cook; for she will be not only a cook, but, in part, housekeeper, and overseer of the whole place. And while you must, of course, exercise your authority and demand respect, yet at the same time you will find it necessary to defer to her judgment and experience on many occasions."

      "I know it, Aunt Alice," said Patty very earnestly; "and I do want to do what is right. I want to be the head of papa's home, and yet there are a great many things that my servants will know more about than I do. I shall have to be very careful about my proportion; but if you and papa will help me, I think I'll come out all right."

      "I think you will," said Aunt Alice, but she smiled a little at the assured toss of her niece's head.

      The Intelligence Office proved to be as much misnamed as those institutions usually are, and varying degrees of unintelligence were shown in the candidates offered for the position of cook at Boxley Hall; though, if the applicants seemed unsatisfactory to Patty, in many cases she was no less so to them.

      One tall, rawboned Irishwoman seemed hopefully good-tempered and capable, but when she discovered that Patty was to be her mistress, instead of Mrs. Elliott, as she had supposed, she exclaimed:

      "Go 'way wid yez! Wud I be workin' for the likes of a child like that? No, mum, I ain't no nurse; I'm a cook, and I want a mistress as has got past playing wid dolls."

      "I hope you'll find one," said Patty politely; "and I'm afraid we wouldn't suit each other."

      Another Irish girl, with a merry rosy face and frizzled blonde hair, was very anxious to go to work for Patty.

      "Sure, it will be fun!" she said. "I'd like to work for such a pretty little lady; and, sure, we'd have the good times. Could I have all me afternoons out, miss?"

      "Not if you lived with me," said Patty, laughing. "My house is large, and there's a great deal of work to be done by somebody. I think my cook couldn't do her share if she went out every afternoon."

      Many others were interviewed, but each seemed to have more or less objectionable traits. One would not come unless she were the only servant; another would not come unless Patty kept five. Most of them showed such a decided lack of respect to so young a mistress that Aunt Alice began to despair of finding the kind, capable woman she had imagined. They went home feeling rather discouraged, but when Patty told her troubles to her father, he only laughed.

      "Bless your heart, child," he said; "you couldn't expect to engage a whole cook in one afternoon! It's a long and serious process."

      "But, papa, you said we'd be all settled and ready by the first of January."

      "Yes, I know, but I didn't say which January."

      "Now, you're teasing," said Patty; but she ran away with a light heart, feeling sure that somehow a cook would be provided.

      That evening, according to appointment, Pansy Potts appeared for inspection. The whole Elliott family was present, and observed with much interest the strange-looking girl.

      But, though ignorant and awkward, Pansy was not embarrassed, and, seeming to realise that her fate lay in the hands of Mrs. Elliott, Mr. Fairfield, and Patty, she addressed herself to them.

      Her manner, though untrained, showed respectful deference, and her expressive black eyes showed quick perception and clever adaptability.

      "She is all right at heart," thought Mr. Fairfield to himself, "but she knows next to nothing. I wonder if it would be a good plan to let the two girls help each other out."

      "Have you ever waited at table, Pansy?" he asked, so pleasantly that Pansy Potts felt encouragement rather than alarm.

      "No, sir; but I could learn, and I would do exactly as I was told."

      "That's the right spirit," said Mr. Fairfield "I think perhaps we'll have to give you a trial."

      "But don't you know anything of a housemaid's duties?" inquired Aunt Alice, who was a little dubious in the face of such absolute ignorance. "For instance, if the door-bell should ring, what would you do?"

      "I would have asked Miss Patty beforehand, ma'am, and I would do whatever she had told me to."

      "Good enough!" exclaimed Mr. Fairfield. "I think you'll do, Pansy; at any rate, you'll have nothing to unlearn, and that's a great deal."

      So the waitress was engaged, and it was not long after this that a cook "dropped from the skies," as Patty expressed it.

      One afternoon a large and amiable-looking coloured woman appeared at Mrs. Elliott's house, with a note from Mrs. Stevens recommending her as a cook for Patty. As soon as Patty saw her she liked her, but, remembering previous experiences, she said:

      "Do you understand that you are to work for me? I'm a very young housekeeper, you know."

      "Laws, missy, dat's all right. Til do de housekeepin' and you can do de bossin'. I reckon we'll get along mos' beautiful."

      "That sounds attractive, I'm sure," said Patty, laughing. "What is your name?"

      "Emancipation Proclamation Jackson," announced the owner of the name proudly.

      "That's a big name," said Patty; "I couldn't call you all that at once."

      "Co'se I shouldn't expect it. Mancy, mos' folks calls me, and dat's good enough for me; but I likes my name, my whole name, and it does look beautiful, wrote."

      "I should think it might," said Aunt Alice. "Can you cook, Mancy?"

      "Oh, yas'm, I kin cook everything what there is to cook, and I can make things besides. Oh, they won't be no trouble about my cookin'. I know dat much!"

      "Are you a good laundress?" asked Aunt Alice.

      "Yas'm, I am! Ef I do say it dat shouldn't, you jes' ought to see de clothes I sends up! Dey's jes' like druvven snow. Oh, dey won't be no trouble about de laundry work!"

      "And can you sweep?" said Patty.

      "Can I sweep? Law, chile, co'se I kin sweep! What yo' s'pose I want to hire out for, ef I can't do all dem things? Oh, dey won't be no trouble about sweepin'!"

      "Well, where will the trouble be, Mancy?" said Patty.

      "Dey moughtn't be any trouble, miss," said the black woman earnestly; "but if dey is, it'll be 'count o' my bein' spoke cross to. I jes' nachelly can't stand bein' spoke cross to. It riles me all up."

      "I don't believe there will be any trouble on that score," said Patty, laughing. "My father and I are the best-natured people in the world."

      "I believe yo', missy; an' dat's why I wants to come."

      "There will be another servant, Mancy," said Aunt Alice; "a young girl who will be a waitress. She is ignorant and inexperienced, but Very willing to learn. Do you think you could get along with her?"

      "Is she good-natured?" asked Mancy.

      "I don't know her very well," said Patty; "but I think she is. I'm sure she will be, if we are."

      "Den dat's all right," said Mancy. "I kin look after you two chilluns, I 'spect, and get my work done, too. When shall I come?"

      "The house isn't quite ready yet," said Patty; "but I hope to go there to live on New Year's day."

      "I