unless you consent to go by the first train and go by yourself I shall give you a cheque payable in London for the whole of the money you have advanced and we shall ask you to retire.”
Charles smoked nearly the whole of a cigarette and held Patricia’s hand firmly in his before he answered. Then he rose to his feet with a sigh, moved to the other writing-table, lifted one of the tin boxes to his side and unlocked it.
“All right,” he decided, “have it your own way. All the same, I hate travelling at six o’clock in the morning.”
CHAPTER XX
“Never, young lady,” Charles said an hour or so later, leaning back in his chair and closing the lid of the last of the three boxes, “will you be able to say in the days of our more-matured acquaintance that you have never seen your husband do any real work.”
Her eyes were flashing all sorts of things at him. She left her place, came over and dragged a stool to his side.
“Do you want to be my husband?” she asked.
“Frantically.”
“Why?”
“Well, I suppose I must be fond of you. Isn’t that a good reason?”
“Yes, but you can’t be fond of me,” she remonstrated. “You know nothing about me. That first dinner—”
“Well, there’s a proof,” he interrupted. “At that one dinner, the first time I had ever met you, do you remember what happened?”
The colour slowly crept into her cheeks. Very velvety and soft they looked in the shaded lamplight by which she had been working.
“I can see you do,” he went on. “I very nearly kissed you. Now I ask you—isn’t that a proof? Could any man want to kiss a girl whom he was meeting for the first time in his life unless he had fallen head over ears in love with her?”
“Well, I don’t know,” she said doubtfully. “They might in Vienna. I never met with anything of the sort in New York. We mustn’t talk nonsense, though. Is there any more typing for me?”
“Not a thing,” he answered. “You see,” he continued, looking round at the piles of torn paper by which he was surrounded, “I have a frantic sort of weakness for destroying and tearing up papers. I never see an important document lying about that I don’t want to destroy it.”
“A very inconvenient habit, I should think,” Patricia laughed.
“It’s a great strain. It means that if you don’t have to learn them off by heart you master their contents, at any rate.”
“Do you mean to tell me that you have mastered the contents of all these papers that you have destroyed?” she asked incredulously.
“Of course not. Only those that were worth while. You’ll see a certain number of documents still in sound condition. They are over on the right there. You will see a smaller number on your left—also spared. Some of those will be destroyed but both lots are to be glanced through again.”
“What are they all about?”
“Well, the last one I destroyed,” he told her, “was a bill for Her Ladyship’s lingerie from Madame Sturt. I destroyed the bill but I kept the receipt.”
“How much did the lingerie cost?”
He tweaked her ear—a soft pink and white shell-like little affair which he abandoned with reluctance.
“Do you realize that I was once a member of that household? You must not expect me to reveal the secrets of Her Ladyship’s toilet. Most unbecoming.”
“What are those serious-looking documents that you’ve kept?”
“Look here,” he demanded, “are you a spy?”
“Why no,” she assured him. “I should think it must be rather fun, though. If by any chance you didn’t change your mind and I did marry you, do you think you could find me a little espionage work?”
“Nothing in it nowadays,” he told her gloomily. “Typewriters and wireless have done away with all that. Diplomacy as a fine art is finished.”
“Then why are you taking all that trouble with those papers?”
“So that Her Ladyship shouldn’t pay her lingerie bills twice.”
“And to save her that,” she said, “you can sit there for nearly three hours with the fever of war in the air, troops marching by all the time and a long perilous journey before us within a few hours?”
“It does seem a little off the map, doesn’t it? But listen, I know what we might do.”
“What?”
“Slip down to the Herrenhof and have a cocktail. It’s half-past seven.”
“And supposing Mr. Blute comes back while we’re there? You know perfectly well that you have promised not to be seen anywhere on the other side of that door with me.”
“Quite right,” he agreed. “Same thing. We’ll have it up here. Telephone down, there’s a dear—ask especially for Frederick. Say we want White Lady cocktails in a shaker—four of them.”
She telephoned down the order, then she came back to his side.
“My temporary work is spoiling me for real work,” she sighed. “I’ve been with Mr. Benjamin for two years and he has never offered me a cocktail.”
“Quite right. You couldn’t have been out of your teens two years ago and cocktail drinking is not a child’s habit.”
“My teens, as you call them,” she confided, “were finished long before I went to Mr. Benjamin’s bank. It is time you began to treat me with a little more respect.”
“We don’t have time to play games,” he told her. “Every time I’ve met you we’ve been facing a crisis.”
“It is quite true,” she admitted. “I wish we could get you to take this one a little more seriously.”
“It is difficult to take anything seriously in Vienna,” he said. “To tell you the truth, the ways of even our diplomats here are strange. In this medley which I have been requested to clean up and leave nothing behind me are some quite important notes concerning a conversation between two important people. The same rubber band enclosed the account for Her Ladyship’s lingerie.”
“Very slack,” she criticized.
“Don’t be too severe,” he begged. “These are just the scraps left over from about a ton of rubbish which bothered our very respectable Consul, Mr. Porter. Kindly collect for me, dear secretary-in-chief and wife-that-is-to-be, every wastepaper basket you can find in the apartment. I can count three from here.”
“Aren’t you rather harping on that matrimonial business?” she asked as she started on her tour round the room.
“It drives everything else out of my mind,” he confided. “Especially when you look as sweet as you do this evening.”
She paused in the centre of the apartment with a basket in either hand.
“Come and kiss me,” he insisted.
She moved slowly towards him without any marked reluctance.
“Tell me,” she enquired, “have you ever had a secretary before?”
“Heaps of them.”
“Did you expect them to come and kiss you whenever you felt amorous?”
“I never felt that way.”
“Why