to supply the adjectives and adverbs he would have loaded into every single sentence he spoke if he knew any adverbs or adjectives.
Nole could have been considered ruggedly handsome if unrelenting anger had not twisted his face into a permanent scowl. A front tooth went missing after a bar fight and there was a scar over his left brow from the time his father clubbed him with a beer bottle after he caught Nole stealing a bottle of Jack Daniels from his dad’s stash. His father considered Jack Daniels an upscale choice in the days before he was reduced to drinking mouthwash if nothing else was attainable. Nole was twelve and had already acquired the family habit of killing brain cells whenever the opportunity arose.
His arms and torso were covered with tattoos of screaming skulls, dripping daggers, cobras, and tits with nipple rings. An American flag was tattooed across his shoulders and back. Underneath the flag in an unknown font invented by a fellow inmate during one of his frequent trips to the county jail were the words “American Patriat.” Yes, an a instead of an o. Neither the tattooer nor the tattooee caught the mistake. His cellmate Carlos, after all, just did tattoos on the side. His main gig was selling coke to bikers at the motorcycle shop he owned. Nole admired him for his entrepreneurial skills and all the cool biker stuff he owned.
The local cops knew Nole for hitting his wife, crashing his motorcycle, losing his kid, fistfighting on Saturday nights, and the memorable incident when he rode his horse into Foodtown and upchucked onto the cantaloupes before falling off his horse and crashing through the bakery case. When spring came and Nolan left his garage job to ride the range for Bunny Cleaver, every cop in three counties breathed a sigh of relief.
Bunny Cleaver had disputes going with every federal agency that touched his life. He let his cattle into areas on public land where his permit had been revoked because his allotment was so thrashed and cow-burnt. The precious springs on that allotment had been reduced to open sewers as time and again he put many more cows on public land than his permit allowed. He failed to pay fines. He used up water that wasn’t his and issued threats when challenged. His defense of every self-serving violation of the law and public policy was masked by an ideological mix that was by his own math-challenged account, “half libertarian, half God-fearing Christian, and half cowboy common sense.”
Nobody in those federal agencies would go after him because he kept a large arsenal and lived in a compound with several of his sixteen grown children and their spouses and kids. Bunny’s clan held to an incoherent ideology that was a disparate collage culled from the Fox News bubble they lived in, a handful of conspiracy theories they picked up on the Internet, a literal interpretation of cherry-picked Bible passages, their own selective and peculiar interpretation of the U.S. Constitution, and old posse comitatus pamphlets that their patriarch passed to them as soon as they could read. The ranch had Waco written all over it. Bunny Cleaver was the perfect employer for Nolan Mikesel.
Like Bunny himself, Nolan believed that God had put man in charge and the world was here for our benefit. He fancied himself a “real man,” in contrast to, as he put it, “those wolf-loving eco-pussies.” He relished the company of other real men like Bunny Cleaver and his boys. While riding with his cowboy homies, Nolan could shuck his reputation for failure as the inevitable result of his oppression by the evil federal government. He was not a loser, he was a victim. A noble victim. A righteous martyr.
Beyond the hall of mirrors that was the Bunny Cleaver ranch, what was real about Nolan Mikesel was open to question. Even Nolan’s noble pioneer genealogy didn’t hold up under scrutiny. Yes, his great-great-granddad was a fine man who fled debt and servitude in a mill town in New England and took a big chance on a better life. He came to the desert and made something out of nothing. His ranch was modest by today’s standards but back then it was viable, sometimes prosperous. It afforded independence and opportunity that his great-great-grandfather couldn’t achieve in the class-bound industrial mills of his day. As far as the record shows, he never killed an Indian though no doubt his neighbors did with his approval.
That original Mikesel rancher had three sons that lived. They divided the ranch up; their parcels were hardly big enough to make a living individually so the Mikesel boys took up trades. One was remembered as a skilled carpenter and another could doctor sick cows and horses better than anyone in those parts. Nolan’s great-grandfather was known for his ability to brand cows and cut off their testicles. Rocky Mountain oysters, they’re called. He was a good man to help you on that aspect of ranching when it had to be done. He went by the nickname Nuts.
Nuts Mikesel had four sons. The one who was Nolan’s grandfather lived through the Depression and went to war along with his Mikesel brothers. He valiantly fought the Japanese in the South Pacific. The Depression made him hungry and mean; combat hardened him. After he returned he often suffered depression and couldn’t sleep. He drank too much and gambled. He lived just long enough to sire Nolan’s dad and uncle before he fell off his horse and broke his neck.
Nolan’s uncle got out of ranching early, earned a degree at the state college, and built a prosperous life in cities in California and Texas. Nolan’s father stayed behind because he dropped out of high school and, like his own dad, he had a drinking problem. Even after he gave up the bottle he could never get his act together. He tried his hand at sales of this and that, did construction jobs when they were available, and collected unemployment over and over from a government he professed to hate. He got food stamps, too. He reconciled this conflict between his behavior and his beliefs by calling it “bleeding the beast.” No, it wasn’t welfare, it was revenge.
Nolan likened himself to John Wayne or Clint Eastwood and his other independent cowboy heroes. Mention welfare and he became defensive in an offensive way. Racism was always lurking in the background, ready for him to use when his dependence on the government was exposed or even suggested. According to Nole, it’s those lazy black bastards and their slut mommas that are a burden on America. That and wetbacks. He knew it was a deflection that usually worked well because, apparently, it was grounded in widely shared beliefs.
Like the generation before them, Nolan had brothers and sisters who left for college and became successful in careers far away from the ranch where they were raised. As his family’s lowest denominator dynamic played its last hand, Nolan became the sole heir of the Mikesel Ranch, which by then was composed of a hundred acres of dried-up pasture, two house trailers, a half-dozen dilapidated outbuildings, four abandoned trucks, and a rusty refrigerator that stood doorless next to a pile of broken bottles and squashed cans. There was a corral with one emaciated horse but no other signs of ranching activity. A large pit bull on a chain stood guard over the forlorn remains of the Mikesel legacy.
The loss of the dignity he believed he deserved made him angry. In his mind’s eye he was a manly bull rider like the ones he watched on television, even though his most personal experience with cattle was more libidinous than brave. He’d spent most of seventh grade worrying that a calf would be born that looked just like him. No, he was a man, the real deal. That bitch who didn’t understand him and the kid, they were what held him down. He complained that he was wronged by teachers, employers, and neighbors his whole damn life. He fumed when the guy at the unemployment office wrote “unskilled” on those papers he was filing.
But Nolan did hone a unique skill and found the means to make it pay. Nolan could kill anything. And would. He grew up hunting deer and elk out of season. Poaching taught him how to stalk and cover his tracks. He was practiced in the art of lethal stealth. He learned how to kill and get away.
A few years back, a construction supervisor who recognized Nolan’s lethal potential introduced him to his boss, a real-estate developer who had a problem. A prairie dog colony was in the way of a housing development he wanted to build. Nolan took out thirty-seven dogs and pups in a single night. He used a laser beam on a rifle with a sound compressor and night scope. The little animals would be drawn to the light by curiosity and then paralyzed by the beam when it hit their eyes. Nobody in the nearby neighborhood heard a sound. After that, Nolan’s reputation for “wildernessfixing,” as he called it, was secure.
Another job required him to destroy an ancient kiva on land slated to become a golf course for a gated resort community. The ruin was un-listed and was discovered by a surveyor who had been paid to keep his mouth shut. Nolan used dynamite.