the way the Man Lost to History did rather than by wading through the cetalogy sections of Moby-Dick.
What most people don’t realize is that Melville’s ukulele nearly led to the death of Moby-Dick. The novel, not the whale. It’s a complicated story. The first thing that a twenty-first-century reader has to understand is that, in his day, Melville was a bit of a sex symbol. After he wrote his novel about his time with the Tai Pī, after his buddy Toby Greene returned from sea and swore that Melville was pretty much telling the truth with that novel, mid-nineteenth-century readers couldn’t shake the image of the bearded rogue Herman Melville and his nights with Fayaway. In fact, Melville was the first American author to hold this dubious status. He had no way to know how to behave. Perhaps the biggest mistake he made was to hang out with critics. He couldn’t know about George Burns’s famous statement that critics are like eunuchs at a gang bang. George Burns hadn’t even been born yet. So this literary sex symbol made his first mistake by hanging out with the metaphoric eunuchs, Evert Duyckinck and William A. Butler.
Melville’s second mistake came when he and Duyckinck crashed Butler’s honeymoon.
Butler and his new bride were passing through western Massachusetts by train. Melville and Duyckinck met them at the Pittsfield train station. Before William Butler knew what was happening, Melville had absconded with the new Mrs. Butler. The two fled in Melville’s carriage and headed for his ancestral manse, the Melvill house. William Butler was left behind to ride with Duyckinck. What happened between the two critics is also lost to history. By the time the critics arrived at the Melvill house, Herman had his ukulele out. The bearded rogue strummed his own composition, a little song called, “I Am the Man from Nantucket.” The new bride was on the verge of a swoon. No historian took note of either Duyckinck or Butler’s reactions.
A year later, Duyckinck panned Moby-Dick in the New York Literary World. Butler’s review in the National Intelligencer was more than a pan. It was downright vicious. He called Melville disgusting and slammed the novel for its “maudlin and ribald orgies.”
Again, I can’t help thinking of all the high school kids forced to read Moby-Dick who would read this review and scream, “What?! There were orgies in that book?! Where?”
Melville’s ukulele played the final chord on his friendship with Nathanial Hawthorne, too. And what exactly was going on between Melville and Hawthorne, with Herman so enamored by Nathanial that he bought land next to Hawthorne’s farm and moved the Melville family in? What was the subtext behind all of those long, loving letters that Melville and Hawthorne exchanged? Why were the two men so unhappy in the arms of their wives but so pleased with one another?
Maybe it’s just me looking too closely into all of this, but when I read about Ahab telling the cabin boy he’ll “suck the philosophy from thee,” I can’t help recognizing that all of Ahab’s philosophy is about spermaceti. I feel like I’m in on the joke. And I know of that fateful night on the Hawthornes’ farm when Herman Melville broke out the ukulele and strummed his own composition, “You Give Me That Old Natty Glow.” Herman smiled as he sang it. Nathanial tapped his foot. Sophie Hawthorne paid perhaps too much attention to the lyrics. She burned red with rage. When the song was over, she turned to her husband and said, “Natty, what the fuck is going on here?”
And, finally, there are the years of failure. The four decades that passed between the time when Moby-Dick was published and when Melville died in obscurity. When his greatest work was panned. When he followed it up with a novel called Pierre. Really. Pierre. When his flop piled upon flop, his debts grew out of control, and he finally had to take a job at a custom house. When his fiction was ignored, his status as literary sex symbol was exchanged for middle-age, then old age. When his bad back and bad reviews relegated the novelist to writing poetry that no one read, and no one reads today. When his wife had enough of him and moved into another bedroom. When his kids had either preceded him in death or swore lifelong grudges against him. When arthritis finally crippled his writing hand.
The only thing left for the aging, obscure Melville was his ukulele. Even if arthritis had taken away his ability to pick the strings, he could still strum. His left hand was still fine, could still dance from one chord to another like jumping fleas. He would nestle the ukulele under his arm and, like so many Manhattoes, follow the streets waterward until he hit the extreme downtown of the Battery. He’d take a bench along the wharves at the southern tip of Manhattan and strum songs for the water-gazers there. Songs about Fayaway and sailors, men from Nantucket and writers who succeeded where he failed. Songs that drifted into the wind and the waves like the legacy he’d never see.
Far Off on Another Planet
Star Wars II: 1978
Leigh Brackett wandered around the empty screening room. The movie everybody else had seen last year shimmered on the wall behind her. She couldn’t watch anymore. She didn’t care about the kid whining all his lines through his nose, “Threepio, Threepio, where could he be?” This Skywalker punk was no interplanetary hero, no Erik John Stark. He falls into a trash heap with no better ideas than to cry out for his anorexic dandy of a robot.
And she was supposed to make a second blockbuster out of this?
Brackett left the flickering film and the hollow screening room. It was too lonesome to play down there. She set off up the hallway, looking for that little frog of a man who’d hired her for this job. His eyes twinkled when he told stories of the sequel. Somewhere in that sparkle lay the key to unlocking this new screenplay.
Three doors down from the screening room, Leigh turned into George Lucas’s office. It was paneled in Philippine mahogany and contained an expensive leather couch, matching armchairs, filing cabinets, and a desk. Lucas’s secretary roosted in Lucas’s thick leather office chair, legs kicked up, dirt from the soles of his shoes floating down onto the blotter.
“Where’s George?,” Brackett asked.
Lucas’s secretary popped a pistachio into his mouth and started chewing and talking at the same time. “Gone to the impound lot.”
“What got impounded?”
“His car.” Munch. Munch. Munch. “I guess the Force wasn’t with him today.”
“Why didn’t he send you to get it? Aren’t you his lackey?”
Another pistachio popped into that gaping yawp. “He don’t let me drive his Bianchina.”
Brackett held the secretary’s gaze for a brief moment, then, quick as a jungle cat, swatted his feet off the desk and sent him spinning in the chair. “Bounce, kid,” she said. “I got writing to do.”
The secretary scampered out of the office. Leigh brushed the dust off the blotter and pulled the typewriter close. She fed a sheet into the roller. Since Ed had passed the year before, putting an end to their thirty years of marriage and the force field that had kept illness out of her body, the only thing she could do was write. Writing chased the cancer through her bloodstream, kept the cells that hadn’t mutated in fighting shape. The sickness would win. Sooner rather than later. Until it did, she wrote TV pilots that wouldn’t be produced and pulp science fiction devoid of Big Thinks. And now this: the sequel to the biggest movie running.
Before typing, she dug into Lucas’s bottom drawer in hopes of finding a bottle there. Howard Hawks always had a bottle. Writing went smoother with it around. And, let’s face it, with Howard around. This Lucas kid was different. Where she expected to find a bottle she found a ukulele. “This, that, or the other,” she said to herself, lifting the uke from the drawer. “As long as it loosens the fingers.”
Lucas’s ukulele had an internal cold to it that Brackett couldn’t make sense of. It was like the uke had been stored in a faraway ice planet where night brings death and rebels bunker against impending doom. The sound was off, too. These Big Fellas with their Big Ideas and their tin ears. Brackett hummed an A and tightened the top string into tune. From there, it was short work to get the other strings to sound right.
Cold or not, the ukulele felt