way! Please do not employ the ‘sir.’ I am known to all my friends and colleagues as Bony. Just Bony. Even Colonel Spendor calls me Bony. He says: ‘Where the hell have you been, Bony?’ and ‘Why the devil didn’t you report, Bony, when I ordered you to?’ Colonel Spendor is volcanic but likeable. He will die suddenly—as a soldier should—and we shall all miss him. I like a man who damns and blasts. There is no conceit and no sly treachery in his make-up.”
“Well, sir—er, Bony—I am glad to meet you,” barked Cox, still controlled by astonishment. Moving hurriedly round the table, he jerked a chair from the wall corner. “Have heard a lot about you, of course. The wife is boiling the billy, I think. Can I offer you a cup of tea?”
“I was hoping that you would,” Bony assented smilingly. “The driver of my hired car is removing the alkaloids of the track with pots of beer, but I find that beer taken during the day gives me a headache. Do not, however, put your wife to any trouble.”
“Not at all! Not at all! I shall ask her to bring a tray here, and we could then discuss this aeroplane business. Have you seen my report which, I take it, was forwarded to Headquarters?”
“Yes. Otherwise I might have been disinclined to come,” Bony replied.
“Disinclined! But the Chief Inspector, C.I.B., allocates cases, doesn’t he?”
“He does, Sergeant. He allocates cases to me, but sometimes I decline to accept them.” Bony smiled and revealed his perfect teeth. “I have found it necessary on more than one occasion to refuse to stultify my brain with a common murder or a still more common theft. The Chief Inspector of my department does not see it in the same light, or from the same angle. Neither does the Commissioner, whose damns and blasts are frequent.”
“Yes, yes, of course!” Cox gasped, his face now purple, the military soul of him seared by this devastating defiance of discipline and questioning of authority. “Just a moment! I’ll see about the tea.”
When the sergeant had gone, the blue eyes of Napoleon Bonaparte twinkled. His defiance of authority and lack of respect for superiors never failed to create horror, and that horror never failed to amuse him. Moving his chair forward so that he came to be seated at one end of the writing-table, facing where the sergeant would be sitting, his long brown fingers began rapidly to manufacture a little pile of cigarettes.
This slight and handsome man had carved for himself a remarkable career. Taken into a mission station when a small baby, there had grown in the matron’s heart a warm affection for him. At her death, she left in trust for him the whole of her small estate. Early in youth, Napoleon Bonaparte revealed a quick intelligence and facility for assimilating knowledge. At a State school he won a scholarship taking him on to high school at Brisbane from which he graduated to the then new university, at which he obtained his Master of Arts degree.
Then occurred a grave disappointment in love that sent him back to the bush. For a year he ran wild among the natives of his mother’s tribe, and during that year he learned as much bushcraft as he would have done had he never been to school and to the city. The murder of a little girl out from Burketown, in which case he did invaluable tracking and found for the police the murderer, was the beginning of a brilliant career in the police force. His successes were remarkable, because wise superiors employed him wholly on bush cases, at which his natural instincts, inherited from his aboriginal mother, added to his own natural mental astuteness, were given full scope.
For a little while low-pitched voices drifted to him from the kitchen, and presently the sergeant returned to lower his bulk into the official chair.
“The wife will be bringing the tea in a minute or two,” he informed Bony. “As for this aeroplane case … well, I don’t think it will—what did you say?—stultify your brain, although it has deadened mine thinking about it. I can manage drunks and disorderlies, and make the owners of cars and trucks comply with the regulations, and all that, but this business is right off my beat.”
“What you say is most promising. By the way, since the aeroplane was found has it rained or blown dust?”
“No. The weather has been clear and hot.”
“Excellent! I understand that the Air Accidents people have visited the wreckage. What did they have to say?”
“Nothing,” Cox growled. “Said they would report to the Commissioner.”
“Well, well! We must allow these civil servants to wield their own thunderbolts. Dignity, you know, must be maintained. I wonder, now! Did they tramp about in the vicinity of the burned plane trying to shoot kangaroos or otherwise enjoy themselves?”
“I believe not. They were there most of one day pottering among the ruins. No, they did no kangaroo hunting. The only men who have tramped about much looking for tracks are the two station blacks, Shuteye and Bill Sikes.”
“Oh! Another unfortunate, named this time after a famous person in literature. I do not think it right. Was this Bill Sikes so named because of any resemblance to the original cracksman?”
“Maybe. He’s ugly enough in all conscience.”
“What success did they achieve?”
“None—unless the fact that they could find no tracks does prove that no person left the machine after it landed, and no person approached it to destroy it.”
“Well, that will all have to be checked, and, as the weather has been fine and still, it will be mere routine work.”
“I have here statements made by several men on Coolibah and elsewhere.”
At this moment Mrs Cox arrived with the afternoon tea. She was wearing an afternoon frock, hastily donned. Knowing as much about police matters as her husband, she had insisted on bringing the tea in order to be presented to the most remarkable member of the force, and the member of it least known to the public.
On his feet, Bony bowed acknowledgment of the introduction. Mrs Cox had called him “sir,” and now she was staring at him.
“Tell me, Mrs Cox,” Bony urged, “do I look like a commercial traveller?”
“No, sir.”
“Or a tramp?”
“Of course not, sir.”
“Or a criminal?”
“Criminals are hard to detect until they are found out, sir,” she answered cautiously.
“Thank you, Mrs Cox. I was afraid your husband mistook me for a criminal, or a tramp, or a commercial traveller. And now will you render me a great kindness?”
“If I can, sir.”
“Please call me Bony. Just Bony. You see, I hold an inspector’s rank merely because my training and my mental gifts entitle me to an inspector’s salary. But it is the salary, not the rank, I covet. I have a beautiful wife and three growing boys to educate, and I have to find a great deal of money. My boys and my wife, the Commissioner and your husband, all call me Bony. I would be happy were you to do so.”
Mrs Cox wanted to laugh, though not altogether with merriment.
“Certainly, if you wish it, Bony,” she managed to say.
“Thank you! And thank you for the tea. I am sure I shall appreciate it.”
The sergeant’s wife fled, and the sergeant fell to manipulating the tea service.
“Have you any children?” asked Bony.
“One. A boy of fifteen. Illness in his early years put him back a lot, but the new school teacher has done wonders with him“.
“What are you going to make of him?”
“Not a policeman.”
“Why not? The police force offers a fine career.”
“I beg to differ,” Cox growled, in his voice a hint of anger. “Look at me, shoved out here as a young